My husband and I are trying to get healthier, so he put up motivational signs around the house. This is now what I see before I open the fridge.

My parents were driving home and spotted this masterpiece on the highway

this movie is a gem

Lowe’s. Taking the guess work out of which freezer to buy when you need to store bodies.

Where’s the lie?

BE KIND TO ANIMALS

haha yes

Stay away!

Intriguing.

I caught her at just the right moment.

That's when you know she's the one

Ladies, this is a good advice.

Well that sucks.

The Sony Pictures China team marketing the film Venom have gone for the unusual move of advertising how great a boyfriend Venom would make

Worst customer service ever...

Silence of the Hills

Speed bumps

A true classic returns

I never knew how empty my life was up until this point.

None have bested him yet

Dammit, foiled again

It’s spooky season

Asked my boyfriend to 3D print me a cookie cutter, and I think he messed up a decimal place in his dimensions...

Rather be safe than sorry

Gonna catch'em all

Halloween Cat Army

Donde esta la karma?

PS4 for granny

Have children they said...

Ha Ha Very Punny

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

Every old couple on Skype for the first time

Modern medicine is wonderful

Whole heartedly

Pted

*snaps phone in half*

The longer you ignore Discover, the more desperate their envelopes become.

I am confusion.

Cease your peasantry!

Also known as E teir

Such a pompus knave

*Tucks johnson behind waistband

Saudi news channel censored the uncovered hair of Angela Merkel

I feel personally attacked

Power move

Who’s ready for Spooktober?

Love my neighborhood's commitment to a healthy lifestyle

Just like nesting dolls

Head & Shoulders hair care brand really missing a trick!

Good news?

John Wick Motivation

Galileo just couldn’t keep his mouth shut

‘‘Tis the season

Don't even need to study medicine

Which episode of Rick and Morty is this?

I'm gonna be sad if you dont get this.

Lomp?

Can someone think in Robin and Batman

My sister's bookmark

Blending right in

It's an entirely untapped market

Drop it like it's 1939

Gottem

The Feline Winter Soldier

To serve vegetables

When time wasting is an art form

Who needs rotating text

Spooky times are upon us

Almost enough RAM for Chrome to run smoothly

My host is an idiot

I'll be right back...

God, I love this movie

I don't think I want to travel

War has changed

WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I can't wait

My queen

That'll do.

I can assure you

moth rekt

My friend asked me for a french souvenir

Anon is in love

ₜₕₑ ₕₒᵣᵣₒᵣ

It just keeps getting worse

Think of Willie

Every neighborhood has one

Press A to pray.

Can you smell what he’s cooking?

An inspiring TED talk

Illusion 100%

It do be like that sometimes

Buns

*Drrrrrringgg*

Ohoho , you dirty gal, wait! It might be a guy too

Yeet off Millenial, I'm playing Minecraft

The barista gave up

I have a dream

Traumatized

I retired from dick pics...

I mean I guess