Yeah the floor looks shiny
"You're fired"
The four horsemen of salvation
Self roast
I’m that one person.
It's fall, it's time. Again.
Thr stats dont lie.
When your flash goes off in public
hue
So wrong, yet so right
The Strong Independent Woman Aisle
October Approaches...
Time Traveling Florida Man
Give me some lög bröther
F for respect
So wrong, yet so right.
That’s show biz baby
Know your bees people!
This is what I have been warning you all about but you haven’t been listening
Must adapt
hmmm, fortnite
We just had a baby. This is my wife’s grandma. I had to do it.
Saw this guy carrying his cat on his back at Pike Place Market
Jesus be scared of da Un-Holy water
OOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!
I hope I get that for my birthday..
If I fits I sits. End of story
How? Demons. Why? Demon Portal. when? 5pm Demon Time.
And thanks for coming
Catman
My husband and I are trying to get healthier, so he put up motivational signs around the house. This is now what I see before I open the fridge.
My parents were driving home and spotted this masterpiece on the highway
this movie is a gem
Lowe’s. Taking the guess work out of which freezer to buy when you need to store bodies.
Where’s the lie?
BE KIND TO ANIMALS
haha yes
Stay away!
Intriguing.
I caught her at just the right moment.
That's when you know she's the one
Ladies, this is a good advice.
Well that sucks.
The Sony Pictures China team marketing the film Venom have gone for the unusual move of advertising how great a boyfriend Venom would make
Worst customer service ever...
Silence of the Hills
Speed bumps
A true classic returns
I never knew how empty my life was up until this point.
None have bested him yet
Dammit, foiled again
It’s spooky season
Asked my boyfriend to 3D print me a cookie cutter, and I think he messed up a decimal place in his dimensions...
Rather be safe than sorry
Gonna catch'em all
Halloween Cat Army
Donde esta la karma?
PS4 for granny
Have children they said...
Ha Ha Very Punny
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
Every old couple on Skype for the first time
Modern medicine is wonderful
Whole heartedly
Pted
*snaps phone in half*
The longer you ignore Discover, the more desperate their envelopes become.
I am confusion.
Cease your peasantry!
Also known as E teir
Such a pompus knave
*Tucks johnson behind waistband
Saudi news channel censored the uncovered hair of Angela Merkel
I feel personally attacked
Power move
Who’s ready for Spooktober?
Love my neighborhood's commitment to a healthy lifestyle
Just like nesting dolls
Head & Shoulders hair care brand really missing a trick!
Good news?
John Wick Motivation
Galileo just couldn’t keep his mouth shut
‘‘Tis the season
Don't even need to study medicine
Which episode of Rick and Morty is this?
I'm gonna be sad if you dont get this.
Lomp?
Can someone think in Robin and Batman
My sister's bookmark
Blending right in
It's an entirely untapped market
Drop it like it's 1939
Gottem
The Feline Winter Soldier
To serve vegetables
When time wasting is an art form
Who needs rotating text
Spooky times are upon us
Almost enough RAM for Chrome to run smoothly
My host is an idiot