Why I never make eye contact when fueling or eating a banana.

Countless coins lost

Misdiagnosed

'Go call your supervisor'

There is always a hater.

I never knew I wanted this so much.

My Viking friend's new shirt.

Yeah I stole it what are you going to do about it?

Stop looking at hugelol and do your homework.

When naming a store... tell it like it is

My squadron recently arrived overseas, and this was pinned up on the refrigerator. Thank you for your support Caleb!!

Hello there

Nike outlet needs to calm down with these savings

Also, 50 points to Gryffindor

Is the GameBoy Advance edition out yet?

yeeet

Pinkie Out!

Where y’all going?

Wurst.

Maths question: There are seven kids and you are tasked to divide 3 apples among them. How can you do so with only four cuts?

A cat is a cat is a cat, regardless of size.

Since Batman is a good boy

Oh no!

Cats are very powerful

Going through my wrestling awards from Jr High and realized that I won the bronze in scissoring

I relate

Haha pretty precise

Y I K E S

Susan, you dirty dog!

So sad. Can we tweet: "Thank you Kanye, very cool!"?

Professional Procrastinator

Sometimes being honest is not the way to go

Two people at my school dance both wore spiderman costumes

*huuhhhhhhhgggghhhh!!!!!*

I don't know.

This supermarket knows its target demography...

And that ladies and gentlemen is how vegans are made.

Had an allergic reaction to hair dye and many people have made this comparison....

I am also reasonably certain.

Rowan Atkinson on Graham Norton Show

Dadimir Putin

It’s known

19f half filipina, half japanese

Am korean

It’s so annoying

There’s a boot in my snake!

It was big!!

Look at the clouds!

#SaveThePlanet

It's ogre now

I want to read the rest of this story

Beware of the emotionally support dog

I Just Bought the Mona Lisa

I would take my child out of this class

Spongebob Reimagined

Kiss me !

Don’t play with his name

And now?

Serendipitous

Things you shouldn't buy at a second-hand store

Sorry, Rover

No Running.....

My aunt says i cheat at dominos by looking at the smudges and scratches of the back of the dominos, so every time we are invited over to play, she washes the dominos.

I bet someone takes a bath here periodically

Pooh is a ***

Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s

Elections and ***ing: A Helpful Chart

Lady went parasailing and asked a stranger on the boat to hold her phone. She came back to this picture.

Thank God for memes

Memes in 2018 be like

A quick survey.

Think I'm getting the black lung, Pop.

Haha y e s

Life is a highway...

Oh Michael. Always the charmer.

Happy Spooctober

RIP Mongo

When Crop Dusting is Out of the Question

Employer of the year

Swedish forecast

Ever screw up so bad you had to mop rain

whats one of youre fetishes

Not my invitation, but this does put a smile on my face.

At a corn maze

The Seinfeld ad on a bus that crashed into the Sears Tower last night was too perfect

SHIZAAAAAAAA

Crazy huh

When it's October but still 80 degrees

*Tisk tisk tisk

spook mix

H8rs

Checkmate atheists

Tried baking a pie. Ended up baking the Necronomicon.

I dress my mom's dog Teddy up with things I find around the house and send her pics. Not really sure why I'm still permitted to dog sit.

We all have a friend like this!

They’re missing a trick.

And today on CNN

Clever girl

Bucket, Before and After the Dog Park

Mom ran over a can of red-spray paint :^)