QUICK, HE’S ONTO US!

Just Married

This comic strip had me at “Vegetable Stories”

Never seen one of these before... But wow...

Hour 1 of Disneyland vs hour 13 of Disneyland

Is this what it means to grow up?

Found this... So true

Local advertising, done right.

And it was stupid to kill!

Tried to get a sweet picture of my daughter holding the baby. The real gem is my wife’s panic face

You know it's gonna be a fun PE class when the teacher takes these out at the beginning of class.

A few years makes a big difference...

This gecko dangerous

This is actually the most accurate thing ever!

Looks dope

My wifes new coffee stand

Southlake PD at it again.

It looks like this antenna is calling the clouds for a fist fight

Best use of photoshop ever.

Solid save

When your signal light is broken

Not an original idea. But I still made lots of strangers laugh today at the Chicago Marathon.

Curse of the unduck

Just look it up on the web

I thought they’d be waiting!

Does General Grievous qualify as a spooky skeleton?

The German Way: Respect the law!

spooked

All is well with cats.

Made this to describe my future

Back in 2011, who would've known memes would be this cancer 7 years later

How to be a moth

Why I never make eye contact when fueling or eating a banana.

Countless coins lost

Misdiagnosed

'Go call your supervisor'

There is always a hater.

I never knew I wanted this so much.

My Viking friend's new shirt.

Yeah I stole it what are you going to do about it?

Stop looking at hugelol and do your homework.

When naming a store... tell it like it is

My squadron recently arrived overseas, and this was pinned up on the refrigerator. Thank you for your support Caleb!!

Hello there

Nike outlet needs to calm down with these savings

Also, 50 points to Gryffindor

Is the GameBoy Advance edition out yet?

yeeet

Pinkie Out!

Where y’all going?

Wurst.

Maths question: There are seven kids and you are tasked to divide 3 apples among them. How can you do so with only four cuts?

A cat is a cat is a cat, regardless of size.

Since Batman is a good boy

Oh no!

Cats are very powerful

Going through my wrestling awards from Jr High and realized that I won the bronze in scissoring

I relate

Haha pretty precise

Y I K E S

Susan, you dirty dog!

So sad. Can we tweet: "Thank you Kanye, very cool!"?

Professional Procrastinator

Sometimes being honest is not the way to go

Two people at my school dance both wore spiderman costumes

*huuhhhhhhhgggghhhh!!!!!*

I don't know.

This supermarket knows its target demography...

And that ladies and gentlemen is how vegans are made.

Had an allergic reaction to hair dye and many people have made this comparison....

I am also reasonably certain.

Rowan Atkinson on Graham Norton Show

Dadimir Putin

It’s known

19f half filipina, half japanese

Am korean

It’s so annoying

There’s a boot in my snake!

It was big!!

Look at the clouds!

#SaveThePlanet

It's ogre now

I want to read the rest of this story

Beware of the emotionally support dog

I Just Bought the Mona Lisa

I would take my child out of this class

Spongebob Reimagined

Kiss me !

Don’t play with his name

And now?

Serendipitous

Things you shouldn't buy at a second-hand store

Sorry, Rover

No Running.....

My aunt says i cheat at dominos by looking at the smudges and scratches of the back of the dominos, so every time we are invited over to play, she washes the dominos.

I bet someone takes a bath here periodically

Pooh is a ***

Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s

Elections and ***ing: A Helpful Chart

Lady went parasailing and asked a stranger on the boat to hold her phone. She came back to this picture.