I’m ready for my close up....
I can do Science!
My rescue dog Allen
Cow photobombing a horse
This the right number
If I had a store
The Evolution of Horror
90 kids will remember.
Black Widow's fighting technique
No one thinks you're funny Karen
Vacation at Last
I don't think that's true
My daughter was born sick of our shit
the discovery of calcium
Heit is mei oide gstrobn
"It's alright you can wake up 5 min later" said the body
Azkaban should be happiest place on earth
Hide and Seek Champions
Nothing can help
You've heard of Floridaman now, Kansasman.
Michael Myers is terrifying
Veey simple times
Leonardo DiCaprio is slowly morphing into Jack Nicholson
Sex is temporary. SpongeBob is eternal.
Can’t afford 20” rims? No problem...
I walk a lonely path
Perfect solutions !!!!
My neighbor, using the gate to a fence as a raft, after hurricane Irma hit. He turned to me and yelled, "I feel like a true Haitian now."
Someone's jimmies are clearly rattled
Mouldy mildew, mother of mouthmuck, dangle and strangle and death.
Best greeting ever
Not gonna waste them
Turns out the Mayans predicted something right.
ДА СОМЯАДЁ IТ IS VEЯУ SРООKY
Went to a Renaissance Faire today.
This scene did not age well
A map of every European city
We're going to be late for school!
Want some snickers?
Applying for jobs be like
The “I need to talk to your manager”
How to be dad
Everyone in their marketing department deserves a raise.
"At the touch of her lips..."
updoot for calcium
Found this gold at NYCC today
ain't sayin’ nothin’ to nobody
New Game Release
When the tables have turned..
An opossum got into my buddy's house and he snapped a selfie with it while he was carrying it out.
This bottle cap.
God of Mischief
QUICK, HE’S ONTO US!
You know i had to doot it to them
This comic strip had me at “Vegetable Stories”
Never seen one of these before... But wow...
Hour 1 of Disneyland vs hour 13 of Disneyland
Is this what it means to grow up?
Found this... So true
Local advertising, done right.
And it was stupid to kill!
Tried to get a sweet picture of my daughter holding the baby. The real gem is my wife’s panic face
You know it's gonna be a fun PE class when the teacher takes these out at the beginning of class.
A few years makes a big difference...
This gecko dangerous
This is actually the most accurate thing ever!
My wifes new coffee stand
Southlake PD at it again.
It looks like this antenna is calling the clouds for a fist fight
Best use of photoshop ever.
When your signal light is broken
Not an original idea. But I still made lots of strangers laugh today at the Chicago Marathon.
Curse of the unduck
Just look it up on the web
I thought they’d be waiting!
Does General Grievous qualify as a spooky skeleton?
The German Way: Respect the law!
All is well with cats.
Made this to describe my future
Back in 2011, who would've known memes would be this cancer 7 years later