Blessed

I was drunk last night and it looks like I tried to charge my wallet..

My mother made me the 2 year old outfit and the 39 year old outfit.

Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

He couldn’t help himself

Life is like a game of Chess.

this is exactly what a capricorn would do

Selling dear

jrlol3

oops

I knew I’d seen this somewhere

If he tries it, I have a red shell waiting for him.

Eating Healthy!

I dropped my phone mid selfie

I think Lena quit her job today

We need to go deeper

It Happens Every Friday in my Classroom

God of potatoes

My 90s

Seriously FRANK?!

Am i the only one seeing anal about this?

I find your lack of discounts disturbing

When the chart designer gets high:

I found this tracksuit at Goodwill. Had to try and recreate this childhood photo circa 1993.

How To Draw A Deer

Dog Ross

Very cool walkthrough

And the trees say...

Every Mom, always

Oof

And here we see the wild school bus drinking from a pool.

That’s some fine police work there, Lou.

This synagogue sign in Toronto

that's mine

Best key

I can totally relate to this cat

To my loving family

OH IT'S ON

I left a Google review for my mate's company and started something amazing....

Platypus

My girlfriends dog is starting to scare me

Lift them up!

Out shopping

A Croatian language school advertisement.

How to tell if your boyfriend is gay

I want Freddie Back

When human go office.

My Companion When I Travel

Shame upon KFC

My cat has nailed using her litter box.

This will probably be me in a few years

The unsung heroes

How NBA players pee

So I failed my test today because of this question...

What happens when horse mates with a corgi

Someone is going to get a promotion at work

My co-worker likes to photoshop me when we are in company meetings. I work from home and my house was freezing.

My chef just told me there was a massive leak in the kitchen ceiling.

i don't know

Temporary Potato Holder

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY

Poor Jason

U mean Congrachoolayshuns

Cluck cluck ***

Contrary to popular belief millennials can still afford to buy homes

When your favourite memes and anime crossover

Movies be like

Seconds before the accident.

Vegans....

Chocolate companies merge

When you buy cereal in the bag

Ducking ducks

These ad uses real customer reviews

@ SoundCloud High School

I’m waiting...

When your son is going through a phase

Came back from a long vacation to literally every single thing on my desk wrapped in tin foil

All business in his suit

Click, clickity, click. Click.

Eat shit and die.

We decided to do everything the resort photographer told us do

Don't ask PETA

Watching your allies die and get raped gives you 50 stress

Just another day at the park...with my 11-dog photo shoot

Weighing the options

I’ll just sit here and burn

Slightly pleased

It’s pronounced Quiche Dammit!

my manager is not here mam

The mirror is a traitor.

Shitposting

Good old times

UwU

I need this type of chair in my office

Smart kid

Spooky

Future

And we are watching

nice

Oof