Family goals.

best time of the day

Checked for any complaints about YouTube on Twitter. Mother of God.

I don't remember putting that on the shopping list...

Relatable

floopy doosk

Dressed up peaches

poor guy

Netflix era kids will never know

Jesus of Methlehem

Screw You Dave!

I like her already

Dr. Phil got a quick start on Halloween

Dont worry he knows what he is doing

Similar movies with similar plots

Where’s the lie tho?

The only god is the number 4

I Want Cloud

Snail = Snail

I laughed too hard at this.

What do your fingerprint say about you?!

local mattress store getting straight to the point

Karate at work

$290,000

Just when you thought they couldn't get any nicer.

Life is one of those games where you need to do well just UNLOCK the harder difficulty.

Found outside a college prep academy

TIL dogs have buttcracks

This is how to beat monsters like stress, anxiety!

They *** you up, your mum and dad

C A L C I U M

rip in peace adventure time

Oh, so it's funny when a monkey does it...

No problem, no problem at all ¯\__/¯

Should have known better

Come on do something!

Italian Army General Claudio Graziano trying to shake hands with a military dummy during an official event, 2018

based moreen

I am merely the conduit of higher wisdom

I was so naive

Some people are just impossible to please

Top of the pyramid

One sock is better than none

I tossed a fortune cookie in my wife's lunch today. She angrily sent me this picture. Like I control the fortunes inside the cookies and I picked this one on purpose.

Xbl ;)

Good kid

uwu

"What do you mean the printer shit itself"

Sir whats your Gender?

When ya gotta work , Ya gotta work

Doubt

Spoopy

please let him live

100% similarity

whitepeoplehavenoculture?

Not Fired

It is Lonely Here...

Delicious

Real motivation

We tried.

Show them what you got!

I guess I am doing this wrong

Latte defined in wiki

Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity

hide yo kids

My diet starts today

A great leader once said...

Wait. You too?

Ask Elon

At least they are consistent

What a businessman

Dr. Phil agrees

Somebody's right

Damn! Sometimes it happens !

Hiding the truth

DON'T BLINK. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

I LOVE the japanese media

*Yiffs the mascot*

once one always one

I can feel the “mmmhhhmmmmm” from here

Me in college

Dracula ain't sh!t

Peace with thyself

Bike doodles

You're just a-nother brick in the wall

Because women would rather buy what's expensive than what's better.

scaey

Oof

Captain Mother ***er

hmmm

Choose wisely :P

me_irl

Freedooom

we started from the bottom now were here (we keep getting lower)

ELON IS OUR HERO

For our Lord

Colors

Proofreading is important

Oof

Does it?