Bless me father, for I have sinned.

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That's long

Immortality Confirmed

Randy is so savage

Get the Hotwheels Ready

roflmao xD

The chain of command

An American High School

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

I want to know how someone should get internet on a plane lmfao ✈️

Crepey Sign

Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage dressed up as Marilyn Manson.

perty herd

Better to burn out than fade away

Well I jus.. Just forgot what I.. I want to say

Not a tiny bit!

This probably won't help with potty training.

No dating for the batman

The ultimate tease

Canadian drug dealers be like

Decided to try out more Pokémon mixer combos

The new Harry Potters are getting a bit weird

and another one

Tip jar at a local coffee shop

Alpha squad

Its not

My cousins had a paint party at their daycare and now they look like a cartoon character when a bomb explodes

Anon has a new job

The G.O.A.T

Ohhh that’s what he meant

Want to know how to freak out your flight? Fold a parachute right outside your gate.

Fallopian Tube Swim Team

Cat pretending it's part of a wall

Oof

Banksy inspired Itchy and Shreddy

An internet classic.

Professional introverts

This turtle riding an eel

When you delete the torrent after it finishes downloading

Where's the hentai

I can't B positive at times like these woman!

Don't tell me how to live my life

And he claims he doesn't have a favorite

I wish my girlfriend told me she was afraid of heights BEFORE going on the ferris wheel

He speak the truth

I knew it..

Ad paused at the perfect moment. Huehuehuehue

After seeing this i know there is no god

Hmmm

G'day

Every Job Interview

Same with Razor Scooters

>160

This guy will win the elections!

DONKEY

Oof

Mew Hast

Gottem

Your scientist were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

best time

It do be like that sumtimes

title

Sweet Victory

*mic drop*

How fast was that going?

Hold my slippers

Short lived

You may be cool, but you'll never be chicken wearing glasses cool.

Chaotic evil cat in the hat

I think the Michelin Man found a new Halloween costume

Part 2.

Go back <--

The overcomplicated bong

In insightful observation

This is the kind of shopkeeper i like to see

Don't be a follower, be a leader

martin luther, circa 1517

It has really gotten out of hand.

My little brother got his first debit card today...

He'll never see it coming

пойдем на Луну

When your boss says practically everyone is getting a raise this year.

Burn the heathen!

Got some fresh boots

I mean that's all that really matters :/

Spooky Nerds!

I spit my drink out when i saw this

They’ve gone too far.

Preggo for Halloween and having fun with it!

Argh.... Dan.

It bothers me the most because those uncomfortable AF

CTRL + Alt + Del ... End Process

Part 1.

No first world problems!!

Papa johns is metal AF

I just take mine off the stick.

You don’t have enough space.

Current satellite image of Canada. #legalize

He's telling the truth