We opened a candy store and I asked my 7yr old daughter for a fun quote about candy

Seen today in Maple Ridge, Canada. Thought you all might get a kick out of it.

It may just be because it's my nephew, but this pic is absolutely slaying me right now!

I'm in danger

time to switch to chrome

Ouch...

Crunchy green topping.

What a nutter.

L i e s

How did he get there starting from a deer?

This is the last time you duck the law

Nerds

Zero fugs given

Cloudy with a chance of woofwoofs

Gold digging doggo

But dad.....

I'm proud to support my candidate

Damn this show still gives me those creepy vibes

Spam is spam

To employee: I do not come in peace. Take me to your leader.

That guy know something!

Like Jrlol for hentai?

end racism

Glad I’m a man

Science... How does dog whistle work

Shitpost time

Why you should think twice before buying a Roomba when you have a dog

When your teacher is more sick of school than you are

They accept Dr Pepper

I'm so happy

Accident

No homo

Horse

Noir dog

Here at CVS headquarters, we got word someone is going to buy a can of Almonds. We are getting their receipt ready...

Everytime When I Buy A Game From Steam

No filter vs with filter

Canadians right now

Try again, you're a little to the left

I am confused

Grandma

Oof

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yup..pingunes..

Help wanted: Title maker

Eww

Gottem

My professor answered his own question on my essay review... I couldn’t stop laughing

The Chad Stride

Oof

I need that

It's like being an archaeologist

There is a significant difference

Great taste and great execution?

RE: Living Paycheck to Paycheck

That 14 year old? April Ludgate.

He can't deal with it

@Adeline_Garrett Tweets About Dogs

Coz the stone ain’t getting me a parking space.

Centimiles..

It happens to us all...

Birdie Big Bucks

We're all gonna die anyway.

Fanny packin heat

I am thinking of dressing up as a lawyer for Halloween

Has this been reposted yet today?

An Indian newspaper cartoon

Well, if you’re gonna fall, don’t make a mess...

I guess the breakroom has been on the warm side lately

Always practice safe sex

‎

Can we do this movie after the Sharknado thing dies?

Job Market

Where is your god now

every time

I think some people in here can relate

Pony for sale

A shipping ship shipping shipping ships

Job interviews be like

What do you want from me?

No flirting

Me every time after I went shopping.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.

BMW i3 charging with a diesel motor

This local doggo that is working the system

“The Stars never fail me”

The gummy must flow

Spitting some hard truth

Little girl scared of pumpkin

“What sport do you do?”

Well, it's true...

Maximum erect

Important lesson

Grilling protocol

Its not gay, Runeplate is Runeplate

My nephews school picture envelope was sent home empty, my sister was not happy about that; the pictures came in the mail today, and well she’s not happy about that either.

Memorable graduation day

Mini Cow :)

best quote

Souvenir in Turkey