Freelancing in a nutshell:

I’m okay, trust me

Lost cat had the time of his life.

Not like planned

Cheese it, the fuzz!

Why is this so good?

Great taste? It's in there!

I feel like I just interrupted a meeting for little demons

What ever happened to.....

Posted on a nursery door at church warning parents not to bring their sick kids into class

DDR ram

Doctors

Survival of the not so fittest...

Kiwi Has a Twin!

Best scene in the whole movie ; change my mind

He got mad i made him wear a seat belt.

Why Johnny?

A reminder for certain individuals.

Praying for an accident

Things were better then

Not a morning person, i guess

Natural Selection is a cruel mistress

You're not my real ladder!

Evertime

The classic video game systems

IQ 300

Walls Don’t Work?

Snap into a Slim Jim

Every girl ever

Oof lol

I declare Matthew McConaughey the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving

Papa no!

Todd, give me power!

Just be normal Florida

Once you've seen it you can't unsee it

I found this pretty funny

how to literally scare the crap out of someone

Cat’s been hitting the gym lately

How to get profanity past the vanity plate censors

This Shop Lets Liam Neeson Eat For Free So He Shows Up

Well spent time

Can't catch me lol

It always be jammin'

It’s funny cause it’s true

Next Star Wars movie announced

Who did this!?

Photobomb!

My friends didn't laugh

The Facts don’t lie.

Thanks, Satan!

Got done a heccin lol

The more people I meet, the more I like the dog

Suprise

Thats a long minute!

PLAYER 2 Entered the game

Gonna drop this one on her for the win

“Nah bruh, this ain’t a pyramid scheme”

OwO

Picking up...

heh

How to properly use twitter

When u ask ur dog !

cro magnon noises

Dont Bork Ned

So I work at soobway, last shift I cut my hand pretty bad on the cookie tongs . Bad enough that I had to close the store early. This was my welcome back to work today.

When you are in the toilet pushing so hard that you end up unintentionally teleported

Right back at ya

YEESS

This gave me a chuckle

Uh, yeah I'm pretty sure I don't want to do this...ever.

"Mark the intruder in each family"

He did it.

Can't wait to play Diablo Mobile

Ahhh the good ol days

Airplane is the funniest movie of all time. If you haven’t seen it, you all need to.

*Record scratch* freeze frame: That's me, I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation

Awww....The Perfect Couple....

practice

How robots took over.

Sounds like a plan to me.

cursed

please no

9 to 5.

J for Genius

You've grown so big -My aunt or from a porno. Don't rember. maybe both

aaahhhhh.....

It's too late

Still lost till this day

*trumpets in the distance*

it’s depressing

our reward

Seriously, why did it go off?

You better believe I'm singing that instrumental

I'm proud of you son

and not just the pokemen

Guess you learn something new everyday?!

time flies

very confused

Troll level, corporate!

Im proud