When you order food through a delivery service and find a prize. Bet the driver is shitting bricks right about now.

We're getting along pretty great lately!

Winter is finally coming

This is going to annoy some people

Only sister and her boyfriend come home from college for the first time!

It never helps

Every campfire I’ve ever been to...

God damn those racist phones

This made me chuckle

The Guardian

Beautiful

HLMU: Christmas Edition

Any goblin slayer fans?

Ask the cat

Roses are red , Water is wet...

Funny Poster

Can we now rename carousel!

What an escalation.

Still cannot believe it's not a common thing...

Name a more iconic rap duo...

I am a good friend

given that no time-traveler has come to kill orange man, how bad could he really be?

Obeserving the zoomers, i found a way to deal with them

who gives one?

Seriously, that dude was probably not okay for a while.

excuse me ?

Don't paint; use wallpaper. It saves time.

Every project.

Message in a bottle nowadays

Unpredictable (requested by aenimus)

I let my 12 year old son come up with a slogan for visitors to our little petting farm not to touch the wild animals

Kids these days will never know the struggle

About sums me up.

*hiccup* "GIVE ME MORE WATER DAMMIT!"

The Inconceivables

Everytime I pass the AUX.

Honey Nut Circles are my jam

Just me and my B

I'm 5 months pregnant and just sent this to my partner.

Welcome back Mr. Farley

It’s been 84 years...

I'm a big deal

squeak

Great safety plan

I bet you're not having turkey...

Christmas sale coming

Bada-bim Bada-boomerang

A feat achieved only by the very best out there .

A little bit of cop humor

Dismemberment

Entrances be crazy.

Those damn Ferengi

Prepare for 2019...

Press 'X' to skip

Neymar was an agent of Mossad all along

Pikachu's last move

Earlier this year our Virgin Atlantic flight was rerouted to Atlanta at the last minute, so we were put up in a Marriott for the night. The choice of welcome message was a bit insulting...

I guess i need a microscope now

BEST INGREDIENTS E-V-E-R

4K HDR

Simple humor in complicated times.

Greeks invented sex, romans just added women

The hustle doesn’t stop.

That’s right, the lanes are like pants for a toll booth operator.

Unwholesome

Not a bad singer either

My wife told me to get dressed up for professional Xmas photos... Think I nailed it.

Buff-ass Bird-man

I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.

how am i supposed to explain that to my wife

...better don't mess with Bonds kid!

this raid has failed, WE HAVE SCRIPTED BOTS

Ron? RON!!!

Inspiration can come from anywhere

week is the yeet of woke

humgry

Like a Clydesdale

And It's Absolutely Free!!!

Cold brew

She just wants to help her

Revolt against the modern world

what's your earliest childhood memory?

Stages of life Vs Mathematics skill

Strange looking palm tree

The secret of laundry.

Good Donkey.

They got their priorities straight...

“Dark arts”

The key to a happy life

Top tip!!

I will be the next hocarge

Hello There

I work out

Who disagrees?

This is coming up sooner than later

yeet

How to trick your landlord.

What a nice guy

Changing the movie details a little

We are so poor.