According to NASA, this kind of alignment only happens every 500 years.
I work for a trucking company and this was written on the back of a drivers time sheet. Think he is in the wrong career!
Suspicious but classic
Now just add some chewed gum to the hair
We can all relate.
Stop texting my grandma!!
Spider-Steve
what is the first thing they say?
Trolling your dad be like
This review for 1595$ Nike shoes
Classic repost
And their name is always Shirley
Damn hairclip...
It works a little to well
Can we go back
Presenting lung extensionismist specialist, Dr. Crobar.
sightseeing
My new job has a bidet in the bathroom. This is a review of our restaurant we got today
god damn it
Sounds legit
Time to get stoned
Just scoop that part out
Me at every job interview
And stop turning away the camera!
Those days were golden!
Same with Harry Potter
oh hey... ya'll mind if I ?
It's getting worse
Like 1999 again
Me: Stealing this meme
Courage and the crack house..?
This grandpa requested for strip dancers to perform at this funeral
Let's make it OVER 9000!!!
And then, dix out happen
You’re Fired
Nothing compares
Heroes we need vs heroes we want
Infidel!
Can I please get a second opinion?
The good thing about glasses
Rock and roll
Operation Christmas
Neckstime on Dragon Ball Z
He was naughty
Me every ***ing time I try to make a playlist
Concussions never stopped us!
Brick wall
Spacex new rockets looks great
“Got your nose”
Poor Tim.
It's close to snowy days
When you order food through a delivery service and find a prize. Bet the driver is shitting bricks right about now.
We're getting along pretty great lately!
Winter is finally coming
This is going to annoy some people
Only sister and her boyfriend come home from college for the first time!
It never helps
Every campfire I’ve ever been to...
God damn those racist phones
This made me chuckle
The Guardian
Beautiful
HLMU: Christmas Edition
Any goblin slayer fans?
Ask the cat
Roses are red , Water is wet...
Funny Poster
Can we now rename carousel!
What an escalation.
Still cannot believe it's not a common thing...
Name a more iconic rap duo...
I am a good friend
given that no time-traveler has come to kill orange man, how bad could he really be?
Obeserving the zoomers, i found a way to deal with them
who gives one?
Seriously, that dude was probably not okay for a while.
excuse me ?
Don't paint; use wallpaper. It saves time.
Every project.
Message in a bottle nowadays
Unpredictable (requested by aenimus)
I let my 12 year old son come up with a slogan for visitors to our little petting farm not to touch the wild animals
Kids these days will never know the struggle
About sums me up.
*hiccup* "GIVE ME MORE WATER DAMMIT!"
The Inconceivables
Everytime I pass the AUX.
Honey Nut Circles are my jam
Just me and my B
I'm 5 months pregnant and just sent this to my partner.
Welcome back Mr. Farley
It’s been 84 years...
I'm a big deal
squeak
Great safety plan
I bet you're not having turkey...
Christmas sale coming
Bada-bim Bada-boomerang
A feat achieved only by the very best out there .
A little bit of cop humor