I shall read and live by this fortune everyday

Recovering from a nasty stomach virus, this is where I set my bar for today.

This is how we blocked people back in my day.

WE... ARE DENIM

No Offense intended

Pretty

I would vacuum that up...

I love pixar animation studios. so does this dog..

RIP Thomas. A true legend.

Oof,

I can actually relate to most of them

Why Are We Watching This Planet!?

T-thanks?

The car I drew in 1st grade finally made it across the assembly line

Steel helmet +3

Wendy's doing what they do best

Spare us the suffering

Lady Gaga is a chemistry teacher

Why won’t it scan?

Dreaming about the land of scratchers and catnip

сука блять

Subtitles are Necessary

haha XD

There must have been a better font that could have been used.

sheer horror

Judge not

My girlfriend’s sister sat behind a good boy on the plane today.

Big pp

We introduced the office dog to a new puppy today

serious question

Hello There

tis a rare claim, yet I am not distraught by it

Non Stop Horror...

The hard truth

BROOOOO! Do you see that shit? A floating dog head!

One of them isn't the same as the others...

really loving my new iMac

Anon is forgiven

Sibling rivalry at it's worst

a prince

Guy wins 30 million after getting dumped by his girlfriend

DO NOT TRUST THE TURTLE

Big boi

I will set my alarm for 7:30am! No snooze!

Anon has 900 IQ

tfw your arcane immortality items are destroyed by a bunch of 17 year olds

Hue

I attempted to combine pictures of a dog and a bunny, but just ended up with a huge bunny

Hello there

Baby Jesus is having a good time tonight.

Don't laugh.

What a great show

Nobody wants then sun to be Putout

smol tongue big eye.

dee...per?

Firedog

My fiancée gave these to me and said they’re for adding insult to injury.

The only ads that are acceptable

When someone knows you but you don't know them.

Outside a coffee shop in Austin...

I cant drown my demons. They know how to surf.

They protec

Impending sense of doom.

First one home wins!

Edgy

now that's EXTREME

And brave like gurkhas

When you drop your keys right before unlocking the door after you had a stressful day.

Advertising placement in Dublin

But it is

This doctor showing the cat how fat it is

I am one with the interwebz

Coming to a theatre near you

I bought it for the stickers

Everyone else has their life together and is putting up christmas decorations, and I'm over here like....

Every exam ever...

Wet Floor

Polio doesn't agree

It’s whatever you want...

Never smiling again

Expression says it all

Poor guy,

Can't let em win

Gang violence is getting out of hand

My dad has been working for the same company for 37 years as of today. He’s had the same chair since he started... they are both aging pretty well if you ask me.

When she was kidding with her pet

Wasn't expecting that much.

WHAT IS A STREET SIGN

Tell me you didn’t do it after reading this

when you can't afford a vacation

This dentist advertising billboard

loophole

Water you doing to help?

Well played 'Merica

you need to buy a drink first

Iq 200

Please be serious here, why do so Americans forget that no country outside of the Americas use Fahrenheit?

Snoop Dogg Thanks himself for Hollywood star

Jesus’s brother

Trolling 101.