Hammer and a nail

Never challenge my parenting skills

Well, there you go

This advertisement for a library.

Thought it was Desert Storm

When the other restaurant is more appetizing.

Yeah, barber man, just do me a dog up there.

Bye!

I wanna know who the pirate chick is

Low of thrash in the sea, lot of thrash

OH MAMMA!

too dark sense of humor

It’s just life

This sign at a local deli

Gotta get that sweat going!

Every Christmas

The teacher was wondering why I was laughing, am I the only one seeing this ?

the social media queue

The first present is under the tree...

Me at my parents’ 40th anniversary party: “Mom what’s the secret to a long and happy marriage?” Mom’s response:

Pizza face

And so, the Vacuum Cleaner was invented

It's amazing how the faces fit the drug

Someone is living in 3018.

When cards against humanity gets a little too real.

rrrrrriii

The Last one...

Gotta love Ross

Don't stop now 'cause havin good time

Snowballs deep in Santa

positive proof of global warming

For all the nerds like me

So, I just got thrown out of the pet shop...

Note the expression on both parent and child faces.

So I found this in Costa Rica..

GF: "Your beard shavings are making the sink look dirty."

BOOOOOOOMMM

Doreen The Babysitter

Why do group projects exist?

Good old fashioned British vandalism

Totally plucky

I’m not saying anything

A newer revised Army combat manual. LOL

lol

Why some men buy comfortable couches :)

i dont know can you?

slay

It feels like an eternity

May god help us all

Marvel's next movie franchise?

So that's a yes

Order amount: $5.46 Watching the lady try to say this : Priceless

oh lawd he comin

I like this new DLC

Just do it

Well that’s one way to look at it.

Taco Bell review I stumbled upon...

Seriously WTF?!

Post-minimalist

Never doubt the bugs bunny tactic

aaa

Just how I like my beef

Bushtail possum wins the day

24 days is fashionably late now

They have your back

gary!

Such lightttt

Midwest right now

Git Gud

Credit to whoever created this

"Coming hon-.... "

The relatable horse

How we use unwanted old boots in my factory.

same day delivery !

Half-life longer than 20 years

10/10 pain.

Don't ask.

A girl ahead of our time

Someone's ready for the holidays

Oh fu...

The truth is an universal right to all whom might listen

The 8 ball has spoken!

God damn technology

You'd think I'd learn

*Dies before reaching school*

Romaine calm

Dexter is my man

I had to look twice...

Not my ***ing job

Cheap af

Untidy Joseph

Warmest Greetings

That must be it!

Imma bust those kneecaps if your don't get your paws of my tennis balls

Well played facial mask company. Well played

The only time my art major is put to use

Struggle is Never Over

I feel you fly

I live alone and someone put the first note on my car, and it freaked me out. The guy I’m dating stayed the night and I just came home to this. Nicest stalker ever

Checkmate tekashi