choked by an ice rod

Santa is gonna trip on that thing

Is this me?

me oficiating the season for the rest of you

I'm 23yo and I still do that

Ne more sex until you put a ring on it

Brain games

Happens too often

Happens every year...

Everyone can have dreams...

Perhaps. If my right hand could speak, that is.

Born that way

DUMB JIMMY

2018 be like

What is your mom yelling about

When you know, you know...

Too bad I don't have any friends to sit in that seat

Tesla didn't die for this

Shots fired

Haha creative

Simpler times...

Who’s stopping me?

Your rights don't work in your parents' house

The Purrsistance of Meowmory

Me throwing shade when I’m 80

For all the astronomy nerds out there

Oh, Veggie tales... Veggie tales.

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she looke like this, so my head can look like this

Artychoke haha geddit? :DDD

My friend bought a $40k laser for work. Here's a picture of the laser, and a picture of the first thing he made with it.

This 5-star verified review for noise canceling headphones

why i turned viral on again

Small PP to very big PP

Get used to it

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I don't know if this was posted here already, if so I'm sorry.

Well this was a highlight of my day

ooohhh shoot.

The true cause

It’s always best to trip with a sober buddy

Naughty goats get noodle horns

Wait just a minute

Choose Wisely !!

Just don’t.

Super sensitive little guy

if you know, ya know

"We are at war with an army of dipshits with boats."

What are you doing today?.

What a cute little... oh NOOOO!

run

I’d like one

Do you laugh at this?

show of hands, who likes serbia?

So much stretching

Metallicat

Okay so I’m just gonna pass on the Chalupa... suuuuure

Damn, am I getting old, my kids have never seen a wireless phone

Which stage are you?

I will miss this show's bizarre humor

10,000,000,000 IQ solution

Hate to break it to you kid .......

“Outside of school is supposed to be the only place kids can be safe”

Now tell us the earth is flat ..

Egg Sheeran

Honey, I’m home!

We were friends in high school

The taste of purple

Reggie's really going for it.

I nink thot

When you're working on finals and you "just have to be sure"

Loin King sounds like a disease

Similarity overload

what am I doing with my life

Ouch, that hurts

New movie when?

Is there anything that isn't sacred?

Forgot Password

My Fitbit just realized I'm fat

My pasta!!!

Ordered a TV on wish

I mean... Its true

My very first sextape

It says "fill with water, sand, or syrup"? WTF?

Doctor's appointment translator

Friend of mine is a "Murr" clone

Slavery is back

In honor of the new Fallout

I googled “Kardashian family tree”... I got this

My wife being welcome by a local child

gonna bite the bullet any day now

Office party

Netflix appoints new CEO

Gutsy move

Found the hidden volume setting

My client put this on his ear while I was going in for the close. I laughed quite hard. This is also his business card for his feed company.

it's actually easy

Red heads

bring it!

Remember to make the best of every situation.