Yep, that's me!

I’ve tried it once :P

Please lower your voice, thanks

Toggle night/light mode.

iS eVeRyOnE oN tHiS sItE a ***InG bUlL?

Life: “gotcha”

muda muda

Can't wait to play!

Penis Pump

Brains are important too

Found this in the deepest part of website of explosome

scurry

Toughest decision I've ever had to make

Christmas time

TheBestAMVsOfAllTime

I’m passionate about...

I got my sister a onesie

I always wondered.

When they told you the reunion wasn’t on pretzel day.....

Sadly

Placement of ornaments.

beep beep mf

Hol' up

You just never can know what someone is thinking about

WWII ads are are gold

Eat your pasta

Happy Hannukah from the zebra

meths

Get that London look

My coworker is a flat earther and it's his last day

Fact of the day!

carefully, they're limited edition

Seriously though, why does that happen?

I finkk I haff famfing on my fongue...

Decembers in Dallas

Reading

Hey sweety

This tip jar gets it.

Skinny Cat vs Fat Cat

When you're broke at Christmas

Thanks mo-

How to get banned from the gift shop

Every time I see a choreographed celebration after a touchdown

You know the drill

Girls don't like me

Seizing an opportunity in Anchorage, Alaska.

This will make a fine addition to my G E N D E R

Tip of the day.

The metric system rules

The food pyramid

Jay Z and Beyoncé look like what would happen if I asked my five year old to draw them.

My Russian In-laws bought my newborn an outfit... not even remotely surprised

It was pretty fun tho

When your owner calls you by your full name

Needs more Vin Diesel.

*Insert awesome theme song*

Rise and shine!!

The Secret Meerkat Society

The French love a strike

Every year I try to disguise my sister's Christmas present. This year I think I went a little too far...

Just so you know...

what does all of this mean

Title must not be empty

When you don't see color

Kinda sums it up.

Please don't misunderstand this meme

True instinct.

Harshmallow

Invention of the Toaster

you stupid winter melon.

I'm wondering how he will proceed

This is my body

My own heaven

Should I ???

This mug that my mom bought my dad

Finger gremlin

no homo

First time Starbucks frights

Bartender didn't even check

Not sure what you can feed your dog? This might help you.

Just like old times

Smort

Caution, wet floor

Hello :D

Grass thongs

So that’s all they really want..

I miss using public transport sometimes

Ramen disaster

Poképosting

Mind blowing

I alwayd say next years going to be better

I have spent the last 3 or 4 hours laughing at this, a friend sent me this

I'm a meem necromancer

pray

Become human

Sail on Sailor

RIP

Ran into a group of people today celebrating a birthday in an IKEA display.

That's a Lot of damage

Well it is December.