everything that isnt stolen i made on my phone so excuse the image quality
My daughter hates it when her sandwich is not cut perfect in half. My wife had to up her game to annoy her.
Trust is like glass
FBI coming for me - Circa 2019 (Colorised)
Its a fact
We need one at every ATM.
I love to write my coworker's name on the cup and leave the empty around so that people yell at him for not cleaning up after himself!
Ahh...nothing like Family Traditions.
2 steps... yawn
*Goes to chill with the elephants*
Burger King app offering 1¢ whoppers if you order it withing 600 ft. of a McDonald's
My cat abuses my dog.
Gotta hold it in
Will The Rock ever finish buttoning his sleeve?
Which side u on
Red vs blue
Right in the feels
Always best to be safe.
When a meemer dies
Let me guess
Ugly rapper that look like skittles
Such a sad peice of sh*t
And in Canada this morning...
You'll get used to it
There you have it
Yup, on a daily basis.
What an Insult... I’d leave him.
Nothing succeeds like eliminating the source of your success......
Just say no!!!
At first he was all OwO, and then he was just like >o<, before finally U_U
Man. Kids always snitching.
Fps games be like......
38 years of progress
Ask them not to send it, that always works
Fact of the day.
He exposed him self. FeelsBadMan
Ah yes, the two genders!
Got my wedding pictures back recently, and noticed that myself laughing like a maniac was a common thread in the speech pictures...
Porn? Never saw that
Good vibes unite
raising hands as a habit
No one reads this
I’ll do what I want!
Poor guy got bamboozled
That will make them do a double take!
Hard Day's work
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger
The Riots Unending (circa, reconstruction, November 2017)
“Who paid for you?” he whispered. But the old wall kept her secrets.
I knew it!! Where my tinfoil??
We're all sluts
Its snow time
Need a step-stool or a small ladder
Don't do milk, drink your school, and stay in drugs
I'm actually bad at telling stories
Best one I have seen yet!
Anon watches his step-sister play
Deserved no less
It happens every ***ing time
Lifehack: just accuse your teacher of a war crime
My exes in class
Holly mother of god I hope my kids are genius to
When you don’t want to be festive but still kinda do..
Such a sad little doggo. Found this on Facebook.
Sarah Silverman roasts an Indain guy. Three times.
this is christmas
Tumblr and their genius decision
What you a see vs what she sees
Damnn.. children always snitching.
That time I got reincarnated as a member of the Flex Tape Family of Products
I sure as hell hope I didn’t lose that ticket!
medical dummy looks like Zuckerberg
Saw this at a walk in clinic I went to the morning.
Brain ADblocker please
Her vs Me
Got my sister a hair dryer for Christmas
This is how you TikTok
This actually made me laugh out loud