“Who paid for you?” he whispered. But the old wall kept her secrets.
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I knew it!! Where my tinfoil??
We're all sluts
Its snow time
Need a step-stool or a small ladder
Don't do milk, drink your school, and stay in drugs
I'm actually bad at telling stories
Best one I have seen yet!
Anon watches his step-sister play
Deserved no less
It happens every ***ing time
Lifehack: just accuse your teacher of a war crime
My exes in class
Holly mother of god I hope my kids are genius to
When you don’t want to be festive but still kinda do..
Such a sad little doggo. Found this on Facebook.
Sarah Silverman roasts an Indain guy. Three times.
this is christmas
Tumblr and their genius decision
What you a see vs what she sees
Damnn.. children always snitching.
That time I got reincarnated as a member of the Flex Tape Family of Products
I sure as hell hope I didn’t lose that ticket!
medical dummy looks like Zuckerberg
Saw this at a walk in clinic I went to the morning.
Brain ADblocker please
Her vs Me
Got my sister a hair dryer for Christmas
This is how you TikTok
This actually made me laugh out loud
WebMD be like:
So true ;P
This is why everyone hates tourists
Please go on
Cats be like:
Prequels are never good
Comment of the year!
Let's play a game...
Yep, that's me!
I’ve tried it once :P
Please lower your voice, thanks
Toggle night/light mode.
iS eVeRyOnE oN tHiS sItE a ***InG bUlL?
Can't wait to play!
Brains are important too
Found this in the deepest part of website of explosome
Toughest decision I've ever had to make
I’m passionate about...
I got my sister a onesie
I always wondered.
When they told you the reunion wasn’t on pretzel day.....
Placement of ornaments.
beep beep mf
You just never can know what someone is thinking about
WWII ads are are gold
Eat your pasta
Happy Hannukah from the zebra
Get that London look
My coworker is a flat earther and it's his last day
Fact of the day!
carefully, they're limited edition
Seriously though, why does that happen?
I finkk I haff famfing on my fongue...
Decembers in Dallas
This tip jar gets it.
Skinny Cat vs Fat Cat
When you're broke at Christmas
How to get banned from the gift shop
Every time I see a choreographed celebration after a touchdown
You know the drill
Girls don't like me
Seizing an opportunity in Anchorage, Alaska.
This will make a fine addition to my G E N D E R
Tip of the day.
The metric system rules