Don't do milk, drink your school, and stay in drugs

I'm actually bad at telling stories

Best one I have seen yet!

Anon watches his step-sister play

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Deserved no less

Bois

It happens every ***ing time

Lifehack: just accuse your teacher of a war crime

My exes in class

Holly mother of god I hope my kids are genius to

Perfect title

When you don’t want to be festive but still kinda do..

Such a sad little doggo. Found this on Facebook.

Sarah Silverman roasts an Indain guy. Three times.

this is christmas

Trick question.

Tumblr and their genius decision

What you a see vs what she sees

Damnn.. children always snitching.

That time I got reincarnated as a member of the Flex Tape Family of Products

I sure as hell hope I didn’t lose that ticket!

medical dummy looks like Zuckerberg

Saw this at a walk in clinic I went to the morning.

Brain ADblocker please

Her vs Me

Got my sister a hair dryer for Christmas

This is how you TikTok

Tibbles

This actually made me laugh out loud

WebMD be like:

CHOP

So true ;P

Floored ...

This is why everyone hates tourists

Please go on

Cats be like:

Nescafe: “mwahaha”

True lol

Rough Divorce

Prequels are never good

Comment of the year!

Let's play a game...

Yep, that's me!

I’ve tried it once :P

Please lower your voice, thanks

Toggle night/light mode.

iS eVeRyOnE oN tHiS sItE a ***InG bUlL?

Life: “gotcha”

muda muda

Can't wait to play!

Penis Pump

Brains are important too

Found this in the deepest part of website of explosome

scurry

Toughest decision I've ever had to make

Christmas time

TheBestAMVsOfAllTime

I’m passionate about...

I got my sister a onesie

I always wondered.

When they told you the reunion wasn’t on pretzel day.....

Sadly

Placement of ornaments.

beep beep mf

Hol' up

You just never can know what someone is thinking about

WWII ads are are gold

Eat your pasta

Happy Hannukah from the zebra

meths

Get that London look

My coworker is a flat earther and it's his last day

Fact of the day!

carefully, they're limited edition

Seriously though, why does that happen?

I finkk I haff famfing on my fongue...

Decembers in Dallas

Reading

Hey sweety

This tip jar gets it.

Skinny Cat vs Fat Cat

When you're broke at Christmas

Thanks mo-

How to get banned from the gift shop

Every time I see a choreographed celebration after a touchdown

You know the drill

Girls don't like me

Seizing an opportunity in Anchorage, Alaska.

This will make a fine addition to my G E N D E R

Tip of the day.

The metric system rules

The food pyramid

Jay Z and Beyoncé look like what would happen if I asked my five year old to draw them.

My Russian In-laws bought my newborn an outfit... not even remotely surprised

It was pretty fun tho

When your owner calls you by your full name

Needs more Vin Diesel.

*Insert awesome theme song*

Rise and shine!!