It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
464,364 Gold Club
I am not saying kill all stupid people...
Bang Bang Bang goes the trolley
Happens all of the time...
Very late abortion
How to wrap Christmas present!!
Hmm yeah you look good hun
Anon is an autistic genius
It is, just this one f'ing post was all it took
Damn, Didnt see that in Edinburgh
they be droppin' beats like bombs in the middle east
First gay couple to marry after Gay marriage was legalized in Russia.
Dear Santa. *** you.
Christmas is near
Too much good thing
Old meme but it checks out
Took me a while to realise
An amazing timelapse picture of the moon.
Unfortunately Lion King has been cancelled due to some conflict with the actors
Logging onto Tumblr after December, 17th
Don't bother me none
School House Rock has changed over the years
Fridge at work
I have no clue...
Old but gold mate!
Something doesn't add up...
Title of your Eel
gm lets give this bread to thots
They will come soon
Well he isnt lying
$0.99 is greater than $1 because it has 2 9s
*careens into parking spot at the store to pick up more charcoal
How to twerk.
Should be fine...
The vintage pilot
Beer my hold
*** right off fish
This is how Santa rolls
Alternate universe where SkyNet evolved from Japanese sex robots
I'm gonna have to try this
Which is an earbud and which is a hair dryer?
Word Search: Christmas Critters Edition
This is relatable...
This is why a wizard is never late
A little chemistry humor from a coworker.
That time of year again in Florida.
Velociraptor to be exact
To be young again!
I choose you! I choose you too!
adam and eve
And through my adblock too
Hey! It’s been a while. We should grab coffee soon!
Why would anyone play this game in their free time
Anyone else see Scooby Doo in this pint glass?
Look at the top of his head...
Wild West exposed
They've already begun
Funny as ***.
Two bunnies having a chat
When tumblr decides to ban porn
Favorite review every
I’m a god to them
Merry Christmas from the Mississippi Dept. of Transportation.
Don't mess with Jeremy
fresher than your neighbors kids
For the night is dark and full of terrors
ok title is too Short
Revolutionary writing style
no one knows the struggle, they only see the trouble
My dad calls this “2018 Snowman”
I won't be attending the meetings!
Well that’s an interesting layout
They would blur my face for public safety
Like the girl in The Ring
I HAVE READ, UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT THE ABOVE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
Behind every angry woman stands a man
Nope, not this year
The tradition continues, they still haven't noticed.
Eating an edible