The most accurate description of my life I have come across yet.

Resting Your Eyes

A sign that your cat is getting too fat

Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill?

I’m not extremely proud of this

It's a shame...

Fun times

Sorry for ruining your childhood.

Big kids looking for fun

Found em!

ohh really

Gotta be sure

Almost

Ol' Musky at it again

Improvise

Eurobeat Truck Simulator

yes, this is a personal attack

respect your elders

When you get your gender studies degree

Every time

Good propaganda

Role playing

Stay hydrated my friends.

*super mario jump sound effect*

I am not saying kill all stupid people...

Bang Bang Bang goes the trolley

Happens all of the time...

Very late abortion

How to wrap Christmas present!!

Oh, Bethesda...

Hmm yeah you look good hun

Anon is an autistic genius

It is, just this one f'ing post was all it took

Damn, Didnt see that in Edinburgh

they be droppin' beats like bombs in the middle east

First gay couple to marry after Gay marriage was legalized in Russia.

Dear Santa. *** you.

Christmas is near

Too much good thing

OOOHHHHHH!!!

Took me a while to realise

Pinky out?

An amazing timelapse picture of the moon.

Unfortunately Lion King has been cancelled due to some conflict with the actors

Canadian docks

Logging onto Tumblr after December, 17th

“1234”

Don't bother me none

School House Rock has changed over the years

Fridge at work

I have no clue...

Playing Defense

Old but gold mate!

Something doesn't add up...

Title of your Eel

gm lets give this bread to thots

They will come soon

Well he isnt lying

$0.99 is greater than $1 because it has 2 9s

*careens into parking spot at the store to pick up more charcoal

How to twerk.

Should be fine...

The vintage pilot

Beer my hold

straws

Damb

Mission accomplished!

*** right off fish

This is how Santa rolls

Alternate universe where SkyNet evolved from Japanese sex robots

I'm gonna have to try this

Which is an earbud and which is a hair dryer?

Word Search: Christmas Critters Edition

*** Running

This is relatable...

This is why a wizard is never late

A little chemistry humor from a coworker.

That time of year again in Florida.

Velociraptor to be exact

To be young again!

I choose you! I choose you too!

adam and eve

And through my adblock too

Hey! It’s been a while. We should grab coffee soon!

*spinning yeet*

Why would anyone play this game in their free time

Anyone else see Scooby Doo in this pint glass?

Look at the top of his head...

Wild West exposed

They've already begun

Funny as ***.

Two bunnies having a chat

When tumblr decides to ban porn

Favorite review every

I’m a god to them

Merry Christmas from the Mississippi Dept. of Transportation.

Don't mess with Jeremy

Elmo knowss

Where though?

For the night is dark and full of terrors