So the kids got spy pens you can only see the ink using a blacklight. My brother happened to have a reaction to the ink.

I want to break freeeee!

I walked into the grocery store for a TBT

On point

Undercover Agent.

My son's new swaddle looks like a flatworm. His name is Atlas so I'm calling him Flatlas now.

My first grader looks like he's having an existential crisis before the school bus picks him up.

They misspelled "Food" on my girlfriends prescription. I keep trying to convince her that’s not an error.

Neil Patrick Harris will always be Barney Stinson to me.

a taking fish

Didn't know Taylor Swift was Canadian

That’s a Moray

The Ghost of Christmas Future

RIP or no RIP to myself

True motivation

i once saw a girl with an apple logo sticker on an hp laptop. illusion 100

Seen at my college dorm

Kinda harsh, no?

0000001 00000011 000000111 00001111

jingle bell rock.mp3

Every time I tell a story

Found this gem of a review while looking for pet cams

Sasha Gray and Elon Musk's flamethrower

It keeps the devil from sticking his dick up there and turning me gay

Very mild

L-o-v-e

Yoten against a tree

OOF

Shoo...

All of us

I maked this.

niggas be tripping

I have kids and I approve this message

Don’t budge!

We lost our vision

'Tis what 'tis!

Well played

Pleasantly surprised parrot

Not again!

Jizz everywhere

phantom pain

She doesn't deserve him

Bill Burr has no chill

Cheating on a test - Expert difficulty

You upvoting this has been noticed

right place at right time

One more thing in common is that I really f*cking want Season 3 already

Any conversation ever

Tough

Lions aren't very good climbers

Google knows everything

When to ask if a woman is pregnant...

Dwight is a mad lad

This hits right at home

Put a wig on a dog a scare the bejeezus out of the postman

House-sitter left this on the table

When you don't own the song you just made

Had a Gingerbread House Competition at work.

Can you hear me now

My twin brother and I did one of those childhood photo re-creations...

My father-in-law is a mail man, got this:

Debit card only, no issues here

We’re all familiar with Deadpool’s proclivities.

No carrot required

Told my cat not to get in my daughter's play tent. He sat like this for the next 20 minutes.

My son is an amputee and sent me these gems. I needed to share them with the world.

The Mighty Fork!

v i r a l d i s e a s e

He thinks he can sleep and eat at my house without working

Worst photographer ever :(

Sniff sniffs

Now the logo makes sense

I told them he was real....

Self esteem Level 10

Occasional phase

Life is brutal

Mis-fortune

My mom found this in the desk of one of her 5th graders

made better

oof

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

A man ahead of his time

Did our Christmas Card in 10 minutes at JCPenney

The Rockstar of Night

Siri’s still got it

Smash that upvote button so more people can realise Viral can be turned off

Youtube Rewind Rewind

MS OBAMA GET DOWN!!!

Frustrate them and make them feel unwanted.

Funny doggo

Being A Virgin Forever....

Google is censoring the searches!

Battle story’s are boring

Networking 101 with Inigo Montoya

Haircuts?

Good Ol Bill

All this time spent watching make-up tutorials is paying off.

Seriously, slow down..

Because my wife likes to shake presents when I'm away, I'm putting a cardboard tube full of marbles in with her gift.

As an Aussie, I'm ashamed to say I'm not ashamed of our reputation