When I was young....
adaptation
Getting busted with his sidepiece
*Dies*
Winter is the best
Dead pan humour
Try and change my mind
hebrewism
Yes
s e y m o u r
Winston says " cheese!"
OC, I present, elon mosque
The ugly sweater I made for my job's contest~
Grocery Boy
Wife’s last defense to protect her babies
Is it really that big a deal?
Haudi
Will I get banned again for simply pointing out what occurred? Stay tuned.
How do I explain to my child why I refuse to buy the world’s biggest gummy worm?
Disappointment!! Lol
“Back when I worked at petsmart I took this picture of this hamster who literally screamed every time I tried to feed him and omfg I’m crying”
Can you find my kitten, Oliver?
Will Smiths in their natural habitat
mushroom
They barely gave me any options
So the kids got spy pens you can only see the ink using a blacklight. My brother happened to have a reaction to the ink.
I want to break freeeee!
I walked into the grocery store for a TBT
On point
Undercover Agent.
My son's new swaddle looks like a flatworm. His name is Atlas so I'm calling him Flatlas now.
My first grader looks like he's having an existential crisis before the school bus picks him up.
They misspelled "Food" on my girlfriends prescription. I keep trying to convince her that’s not an error.
Neil Patrick Harris will always be Barney Stinson to me.
a taking fish
Didn't know Taylor Swift was Canadian
That’s a Moray
The Ghost of Christmas Future
RIP or no RIP to myself
True motivation
i once saw a girl with an apple logo sticker on an hp laptop. illusion 100
Seen at my college dorm
Kinda harsh, no?
0000001 00000011 000000111 00001111
jingle bell rock.mp3
Every time I tell a story
Found this gem of a review while looking for pet cams
Sasha Gray and Elon Musk's flamethrower
It keeps the devil from sticking his dick up there and turning me gay
Very mild
L-o-v-e
Yoten against a tree
OOF
Shoo...
All of us
I maked this.
niggas be tripping
I have kids and I approve this message
Don’t budge!
We lost our vision
'Tis what 'tis!
Well played
Pleasantly surprised parrot
Not again!
Jizz everywhere
phantom pain
She doesn't deserve him
Bill Burr has no chill
Cheating on a test - Expert difficulty
You upvoting this has been noticed
right place at right time
One more thing in common is that I really f*cking want Season 3 already
Any conversation ever
Tough
Lions aren't very good climbers
Google knows everything
When to ask if a woman is pregnant...
Dwight is a mad lad
This hits right at home
Put a wig on a dog a scare the bejeezus out of the postman
House-sitter left this on the table
When you don't own the song you just made
Had a Gingerbread House Competition at work.
Can you hear me now
My twin brother and I did one of those childhood photo re-creations...
My father-in-law is a mail man, got this:
Debit card only, no issues here
We’re all familiar with Deadpool’s proclivities.
No carrot required
Told my cat not to get in my daughter's play tent. He sat like this for the next 20 minutes.
My son is an amputee and sent me these gems. I needed to share them with the world.
The Mighty Fork!
v i r a l d i s e a s e
He thinks he can sleep and eat at my house without working
Worst photographer ever :(
Sniff sniffs
Now the logo makes sense
I told them he was real....
Self esteem Level 10
Occasional phase