Prison time

Mom told me not to send the "dragon eating little girl" sticker again.

Look at them now!

wrong neighborhood

F*ckin weebs

... Will not be forgotten !

Shoutout to @dotdotdot

Its also how Tacos showers

Old meme new template

dirty birdy

inconvenient truth

Baptisits

meow meow mf

That would actually be great! I'd get all my sins forgiven

not very cash money

WoB i have good news

Concubine

Horny for the Lord's Gospel

Weed smokers

The strongest will live

It's looking at me in a weird way

Tinder

Bye

Waaazzzuuuuppp

first aid

This is the end

NO.. DON'T SAY IT

Wholesome

Ugh right in the childhood...

Anon is poor

Excuse me

"What you mean I'm fired?"

they did it mantis-style

They can't grasp the void

they both failed in the end

Girls on instagram be like...

Terrible memories

Sit here babe

Yard Sard.

Keep your foreskins my niggas

Snow report

How far we’ve come

Make it up as you go along

Free time sunday morning

I tried a new cookie recipe. Chocolate orange shortbread with orange royal icing. New to royal icing...my husband is calling them bukkookies

Nah, I’m good..

presented w/o comment

Jewish Travel Charger

Is aquaman still a thing?

Get back on the zombie cure

The bible is clear

Someone at Target got me.

Office never gets old

I bet he loves it

I'm pretty sure this ended in someone getting alcohol poisoning

A photo at a doctor's office

Time to change the staff

Elf on a Shelf just got real

GARLIC BREAD*

Took my son skiing for the first time... Went well I think.

AirPods now have bass!

The steak just didn't taste good enough.

Oof

LOL chill dawg

My friend’s dad got him an unfortunate Christmas present

Please mom

Perspective

Christmas nativity scene or 2 t-rexes?

Big fact

Ordering Shots

Tattoos are permanent

Bouta be a wildfire at the print house

Candy stash exposed

His grin says it all.

Might mean that a second flooding is on its way - the waters are already rising

How my dog opens her Christmas presents

title

EeeE

I utilized what I had at hand

Traumatizing your kids is hilarious

Ryan Reynolds for the win

No, I want Christmas presents.

Frau Ramseier has always known that a good shower cleanses people

They installed the digital display upside down, but I like to think I'm setting the high score

Geology, the study of gee, oh

Oof

The High Mass

Go straight ahead

Mind your business

Me at the club ordering another shot

April 14, 1912

wedding ring

Anon talks about cars

Plank

Egg egg eggp

"Hey!!!!!! Dats me!!!!!"

haha xd

Instagram, for when you need a fix ASAP

Just chillin with the squad

Doxie don't care