Excuse me

"What you mean I'm fired?"

they did it mantis-style

They can't grasp the void

they both failed in the end

Girls on instagram be like...

Terrible memories

Sit here babe

Yard Sard.

Keep your foreskins my niggas

Snow report

How far we’ve come

Make it up as you go along

Free time sunday morning

I tried a new cookie recipe. Chocolate orange shortbread with orange royal icing. New to royal icing...my husband is calling them bukkookies

Nah, I’m good..

presented w/o comment

Jewish Travel Charger

Is aquaman still a thing?

Get back on the zombie cure

The bible is clear

Someone at Target got me.

Office never gets old

I bet he loves it

I'm pretty sure this ended in someone getting alcohol poisoning

A photo at a doctor's office

Time to change the staff

Elf on a Shelf just got real

GARLIC BREAD*

Took my son skiing for the first time... Went well I think.

AirPods now have bass!

The steak just didn't taste good enough.

Oof

LOL chill dawg

My friend’s dad got him an unfortunate Christmas present

Please mom

Perspective

Christmas nativity scene or 2 t-rexes?

Big fact

Ordering Shots

Tattoos are permanent

Bouta be a wildfire at the print house

Candy stash exposed

His grin says it all.

Might mean that a second flooding is on its way - the waters are already rising

How my dog opens her Christmas presents

title

EeeE

I utilized what I had at hand

Traumatizing your kids is hilarious

Ryan Reynolds for the win

No, I want Christmas presents.

Frau Ramseier has always known that a good shower cleanses people

They installed the digital display upside down, but I like to think I'm setting the high score

Geology, the study of gee, oh

Oof

The High Mass

Go straight ahead

Mind your business

Me at the club ordering another shot

April 14, 1912

wedding ring

Anon talks about cars

Plank

Egg egg eggp

"Hey!!!!!! Dats me!!!!!"

haha xd

Instagram, for when you need a fix ASAP

Just chillin with the squad

Doxie don't care

Necklaces

Joseph is chad

Sorting algorithms

Tweet machine broke

My daughter used a plastic cutting board for a pizza pan.

It’s getting real over here...

My wife's 1st auction buy. She thought she was buying 1 box for $10.

Yoshi's Church

Praise the bacon

Farmers market is very important

That’s the good kind of bleeding

Nooooooo

Found this one too hilarious not to share..

As useful as an ashtray on a plane

Just kidding. She’s keeping it.

The truest of adults

"go ahead dude shes a total ten"

The instruction manual for my wall shelf was written by a Dad.

That's really unfortunate

Holy Smash

When you set your characters height to the minimum

For what are you looking?

Here Instagram Bots, do your thing

This is real.

I can stop anytime I want to

I ***ed up...

This is actually a proven method!

Yessir!

It’s true!

Martian Genetalia