No, I want Christmas presents.

Frau Ramseier has always known that a good shower cleanses people

They installed the digital display upside down, but I like to think I'm setting the high score

Geology, the study of gee, oh

Oof

The High Mass

Go straight ahead

Mind your business

Me at the club ordering another shot

April 14, 1912

wedding ring

Anon talks about cars

Plank

Egg egg eggp

"Hey!!!!!! Dats me!!!!!"

haha xd

Instagram, for when you need a fix ASAP

Just chillin with the squad

Doxie don't care

Necklaces

Joseph is chad

Sorting algorithms

Tweet machine broke

My daughter used a plastic cutting board for a pizza pan.

It’s getting real over here...

My wife's 1st auction buy. She thought she was buying 1 box for $10.

Yoshi's Church

Praise the bacon

Farmers market is very important

That’s the good kind of bleeding

Nooooooo

Found this one too hilarious not to share..

As useful as an ashtray on a plane

Just kidding. She’s keeping it.

The truest of adults

"go ahead dude shes a total ten"

The instruction manual for my wall shelf was written by a Dad.

That's really unfortunate

Holy Smash

When you set your characters height to the minimum

For what are you looking?

Here Instagram Bots, do your thing

This is real.

I can stop anytime I want to

I ***ed up...

This is actually a proven method!

Yessir!

It’s true!

Martian Genetalia

Puggo sleepo

Every time I think we've hit rock bottom, something like this happens

crab rave playing in the backround

You can make a Venn diagram out of pretty much anything.

Legends who took driving to a whole new level

This was interesting.

surf's up

What kind of zone is this...

Pika?

yeah see that's the problem

Mosh pit

*stares into your soul*

Iced tea for iced tea to put in iced tea with my ice tea using some iced tea

kek

“If humans disappeared overnight, the world would probably be better off.” - David Attenborough

The void is calling, will you answer it?

Goats

It's a miracle

(not actually ahegao but ok)

Geography is not her strong suit

Probably better to sit this one out, Karen.

freedom

Papa Johns was asked to write a joke on the pizza...

Holy smokes

'It's your new crib!'

the fact this needs to exist...

If only I was this smart

Judge being a sneaky little *** lol

24/7

Better Set the Table

When you like Mario and have a kid

I want this refrigerator magnet

What do child predators look like?

stretch marks get creme pie’d

My sweater for this years Christmas party.

This is so relatable! Sure this happens to everyone

Jeez Dylan

Threatened species

Met this cool guy at McDonald’s with a hilarious sign & killer smile

Hard

They're in there now

Always look out for the little ones

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

da big pp

Stable enough

Get ripped

Way to go, Dave

Always top notch debates

Beam of light

cons

A little credit