Jeez Dylan

Threatened species

Met this cool guy at McDonald’s with a hilarious sign & killer smile

Hard

They're in there now

Always look out for the little ones

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

da big pp

Stable enough

Get ripped

Way to go, Dave

Always top notch debates

Beam of light

cons

A little credit

Nice one pd nice one

Ni hao fellow kids

Good thing there's a gate

My friend received this card after posting his address semi-publicly.

When I was young....

adaptation

Getting busted with his sidepiece

*Dies*

Winter is the best

Dead pan humour

Try and change my mind

hebrewism

Yes

s e y m o u r

Winston says " cheese!"

OC, I present, elon mosque

The ugly sweater I made for my job's contest~

Grocery Boy

Wife’s last defense to protect her babies

Is it really that big a deal?

Haudi

Will I get banned again for simply pointing out what occurred? Stay tuned.

How do I explain to my child why I refuse to buy the world’s biggest gummy worm?

Disappointment!! Lol

“Back when I worked at petsmart I took this picture of this hamster who literally screamed every time I tried to feed him and omfg I’m crying”

Can you find my kitten, Oliver?

Will Smiths in their natural habitat

mushroom

They barely gave me any options

So the kids got spy pens you can only see the ink using a blacklight. My brother happened to have a reaction to the ink.

I want to break freeeee!

I walked into the grocery store for a TBT

On point

Undercover Agent.

My son's new swaddle looks like a flatworm. His name is Atlas so I'm calling him Flatlas now.

My first grader looks like he's having an existential crisis before the school bus picks him up.

They misspelled "Food" on my girlfriends prescription. I keep trying to convince her that’s not an error.

Neil Patrick Harris will always be Barney Stinson to me.

a taking fish

Didn't know Taylor Swift was Canadian

That’s a Moray

The Ghost of Christmas Future

RIP or no RIP to myself

True motivation

i once saw a girl with an apple logo sticker on an hp laptop. illusion 100

Seen at my college dorm

Kinda harsh, no?

0000001 00000011 000000111 00001111

jingle bell rock.mp3

Every time I tell a story

Found this gem of a review while looking for pet cams

Sasha Gray and Elon Musk's flamethrower

It keeps the devil from sticking his dick up there and turning me gay

Very mild

L-o-v-e

Yoten against a tree

OOF

Shoo...

All of us

I maked this.

niggas be tripping

I have kids and I approve this message

Don’t budge!

We lost our vision

'Tis what 'tis!

Well played

Pleasantly surprised parrot

Not again!

Jizz everywhere

phantom pain

She doesn't deserve him

Bill Burr has no chill

Cheating on a test - Expert difficulty

You upvoting this has been noticed

right place at right time

One more thing in common is that I really f*cking want Season 3 already

Any conversation ever

Tough

Lions aren't very good climbers

Google knows everything

When to ask if a woman is pregnant...

Dwight is a mad lad

This hits right at home

Put a wig on a dog a scare the bejeezus out of the postman

House-sitter left this on the table