Here Instagram Bots, do your thing

This is real.

I can stop anytime I want to

I ***ed up...

This is actually a proven method!

Yessir!

It’s true!

Martian Genetalia

Puggo sleepo

Every time I think we've hit rock bottom, something like this happens

crab rave playing in the backround

You can make a Venn diagram out of pretty much anything.

Legends who took driving to a whole new level

This was interesting.

surf's up

What kind of zone is this...

Pika?

yeah see that's the problem

Mosh pit

*stares into your soul*

Iced tea for iced tea to put in iced tea with my ice tea using some iced tea

kek

“If humans disappeared overnight, the world would probably be better off.” - David Attenborough

The void is calling, will you answer it?

Goats

It's a miracle

(not actually ahegao but ok)

Geography is not her strong suit

Probably better to sit this one out, Karen.

freedom

Papa Johns was asked to write a joke on the pizza...

Holy smokes

'It's your new crib!'

the fact this needs to exist...

If only I was this smart

Judge being a sneaky little *** lol

24/7

Better Set the Table

When you like Mario and have a kid

I want this refrigerator magnet

What do child predators look like?

stretch marks get creme pie’d

My sweater for this years Christmas party.

This is so relatable! Sure this happens to everyone

Jeez Dylan

Threatened species

Met this cool guy at McDonald’s with a hilarious sign & killer smile

Hard

They're in there now

Always look out for the little ones

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

da big pp

Stable enough

Get ripped

Way to go, Dave

Always top notch debates

Beam of light

cons

A little credit

Nice one pd nice one

Ni hao fellow kids

Good thing there's a gate

My friend received this card after posting his address semi-publicly.

When I was young....

adaptation

Getting busted with his sidepiece

*Dies*

Winter is the best

Dead pan humour

Try and change my mind

hebrewism

Yes

s e y m o u r

Winston says " cheese!"

OC, I present, elon mosque

The ugly sweater I made for my job's contest~

Grocery Boy

Wife’s last defense to protect her babies

Is it really that big a deal?

Haudi

Will I get banned again for simply pointing out what occurred? Stay tuned.

How do I explain to my child why I refuse to buy the world’s biggest gummy worm?

Disappointment!! Lol

“Back when I worked at petsmart I took this picture of this hamster who literally screamed every time I tried to feed him and omfg I’m crying”

Can you find my kitten, Oliver?

Will Smiths in their natural habitat

mushroom

They barely gave me any options

So the kids got spy pens you can only see the ink using a blacklight. My brother happened to have a reaction to the ink.

I want to break freeeee!

I walked into the grocery store for a TBT

On point

Undercover Agent.

My son's new swaddle looks like a flatworm. His name is Atlas so I'm calling him Flatlas now.

My first grader looks like he's having an existential crisis before the school bus picks him up.

They misspelled "Food" on my girlfriends prescription. I keep trying to convince her that’s not an error.

Neil Patrick Harris will always be Barney Stinson to me.

a taking fish

Didn't know Taylor Swift was Canadian

That’s a Moray