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“If humans disappeared overnight, the world would probably be better off.” - David Attenborough
The void is calling, will you answer it?
Goats
It's a miracle
(not actually ahegao but ok)
Geography is not her strong suit
Probably better to sit this one out, Karen.
freedom
Papa Johns was asked to write a joke on the pizza...
Holy smokes
'It's your new crib!'
the fact this needs to exist...
If only I was this smart
Judge being a sneaky little *** lol
24/7
Better Set the Table
When you like Mario and have a kid
I want this refrigerator magnet
What do child predators look like?
stretch marks get creme pie’d
My sweater for this years Christmas party.
This is so relatable! Sure this happens to everyone
Jeez Dylan
Threatened species
Met this cool guy at McDonald’s with a hilarious sign & killer smile
Hard
They're in there now
Always look out for the little ones
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
da big pp
Stable enough
Get ripped
Way to go, Dave
Always top notch debates
Beam of light
cons
A little credit
Nice one pd nice one
Ni hao fellow kids
Good thing there's a gate
My friend received this card after posting his address semi-publicly.
When I was young....
adaptation
Getting busted with his sidepiece
*Dies*
Winter is the best
Dead pan humour
Try and change my mind
hebrewism
Yes
s e y m o u r
Winston says " cheese!"
OC, I present, elon mosque
The ugly sweater I made for my job's contest~
Grocery Boy
Wife’s last defense to protect her babies
Is it really that big a deal?
Haudi
Will I get banned again for simply pointing out what occurred? Stay tuned.
How do I explain to my child why I refuse to buy the world’s biggest gummy worm?
Disappointment!! Lol
“Back when I worked at petsmart I took this picture of this hamster who literally screamed every time I tried to feed him and omfg I’m crying”
Can you find my kitten, Oliver?
Will Smiths in their natural habitat
mushroom
They barely gave me any options
So the kids got spy pens you can only see the ink using a blacklight. My brother happened to have a reaction to the ink.
I want to break freeeee!
I walked into the grocery store for a TBT
On point
Undercover Agent.
My son's new swaddle looks like a flatworm. His name is Atlas so I'm calling him Flatlas now.
My first grader looks like he's having an existential crisis before the school bus picks him up.
They misspelled "Food" on my girlfriends prescription. I keep trying to convince her that’s not an error.
Neil Patrick Harris will always be Barney Stinson to me.
a taking fish
Didn't know Taylor Swift was Canadian
That’s a Moray
The Ghost of Christmas Future
RIP or no RIP to myself
True motivation
i once saw a girl with an apple logo sticker on an hp laptop. illusion 100
Seen at my college dorm
Kinda harsh, no?
0000001 00000011 000000111 00001111
jingle bell rock.mp3
Every time I tell a story
Found this gem of a review while looking for pet cams
Sasha Gray and Elon Musk's flamethrower
It keeps the devil from sticking his dick up there and turning me gay
Very mild
L-o-v-e
Yoten against a tree
OOF
Shoo...
All of us
I maked this.
niggas be tripping
I have kids and I approve this message