The lawyer who recently got nunchucks legalized in New York

true valor

Florida's a fun state. Merry Christmas everybody

This cat is having none of it.

Their true power only shows agaisnt themselves

Burnt 2772 calories today morning.. Feeling very good!

This message sign in Arizona today...

Risky

Undercover officer combats porch pirates

Either someone stole the ‘J’ or my Jewish neighbors have a sense of humor.

Squirrely dog

Post

Lots of love to give.

I don't think he liked it

When fashion meets functuon

Her career choices allowed for nun of that

no wait

Zoom in on the names.

How To Comeback 101

My favorite gift card

Cool!

Broke school system

Tob's favorite part going to the vet is sitting in this sink

My friend likes you...

BLT is the best sandwich

Hero’s don’t always wear capes.

nothing like the simulations

The Vacuum of Terror

She goes to another school!

awww a friend

omg

And they talk for hours...

spooked

You know what I call guys like you?

Disgusting behaviour

Good ps skills tho

My excuse every time I don’t shower

Someone please

What the hell Karen, what did you do with my kids?!

The pilots can't fly when it's too warm.

This is what our Santa wants

Wanna see?

My new favorite thing to do with spam texts

Learning Fibonacci sequence

I scream from when I wake up till when I go to bed even then I keep screaming.

When I lose something my wife always has me retrace my steps. I thought it would make a funny cartoon. Hope you like it.

When your kid asks for a switch for Christmas

Big dick energy

Anyone else who laughs at this is my new bff

Elf on a Shelf is wildin’

I'm proud that I didn't miss the moment

City

Bruh you ok

Hmm, well according to Google...

That’s true

Hail Octonauts

Pretty in heels

He so sexyyy...

Just a quick shout out

Steve Buscemi looking like Macauley Culkin in maybe 7 rough years

Terminator 2

Just saw this movie again

Rewind it

I googled “fat starfish” I wasn’t disappointed

I’m in

Not to rat out on Crisp Rat’s dad...

Happy Holidays from Clarkson, Hammond and May

Someone decided to submit the photo of Mickey Rourke and Axl Rose for the “birthdays and anniversaries” announcements for our local news station.

Solomon

The plant cells.

To all our Mexican brothers and sisters

A tense situation

I like my lungs how I like my ribs..smoked

Water, water, everywhere, and every drop is hogs.

Words of wisdom!

My wife absolutely hates with a dark seeded passion, Nicholas Cage.

How to deal with life’s disappointments

A reminder for the holidays

For you jrlol3

This wrapping paper

Snooman

This sign in Hamilton Township PA

The ole’ razzle dazzle

Terrifying fish santa at my local supermarket

Not gonna lie, this is true for me.

Mom wants a “conflict-free” family Christmas this year, so I’m wearing this. Haven’t been as excited in years!

That realism.

When this clown just had enough

I call it an upgrade

He told me he couldn’t help it, he tasted like Christmas magic.

I’m ded at the bottom right pic.

Stop or I'll shoot!

Amazon will now let customers track packages upon delivery theft.

MISSING: my dog's body

HLMU 2: Electric Boogaloo

The happy lil cat

When you leave the door open

Gets me every year...

Truth tbh

Am I the only one seeing a Holy Toilet?