My life is a lie...

When it’s cold outside

A red sun rises...sassy liquor has been spilled this night.

Standard unit of measurement

tįtIė

Baby Jesus seems to be a bit grumpy.

These Christmas cracker jokes are getting more trippy every year...

Fight to the death.

Condom Ad

Most accurate excuse ever

Well this is interestins

Visiting my parents for Christmas, and they don't have wifi

Uber Tip 101: Preventive Laugh is Better than Cure

Lubricant is essential

Great Big Woofer

Why I love cats, but will never trust them

Silly ol bear

Going minimalistic this season

That’s Some Facts

Simple but important

I discovered a harsh reality this christmas

My cousin stained her couch and decided to stencil paint it to “divert” attention...we made her this shirt for Xmas

Thoughts and prayers!

Could you ***in not?

Hugelol Rewind 2018

Damn snakes and their instagrams

Dbrand gets it

Happy Holidays Everyone.

Someone didn't want to work on Christmas Eve at my local Wendy's.

Hi I’m Frak

Penny’s trying to be patient

FLEX TAPE WILL SAVE US!!!!!

Do you know

I Guess This Is Growing Up

Amen

Now give me that sweet sweet karma if you laughed lol

I’d be fuhrerious.

How every Christmas present I wrap turns out

This is my daughters first Christmas. Her cousin wasn’t taking too kindly to having to share grandpa.

Anyway

ice cream machine still broke

I'm drunk and lonely and this was the funniest thing ever to me just now.

My 91 year old Great Uncle writes Christmas letters every year. This might be his best one yet.

Kills me every time

My fellow techies, it is that time of the year again.

I'm a motherf***ng starboy

I’ve been home for three days now and I finally realized why my mom keeps giggling...

We don't need a Bee Movie 2

If he gets out he deserves whatever that is

My son is going to be pissed

Santa won't be making it past our house tonight.

That’s it folks, Xmas is cancelled.

Lol, but yes, This is Truth

I don’t think he understands it

Chloe is a tasty guilt trip.

My main

Thy noble protector!

Local Target has the Red Ring of Death.

Target stole my Mom’s face...

There are always these people who just ruin the whole movement

Terms and conditions for Santa

I hate when people bring up controversy during the holidays

Modern art requires modern solutions

That would be child abuse or just bonding with your dad?

So Santa is getting everyone at my school clothes and a Bible for Christmas then...

We all got my brother Cameron one present each and everyone gave him cologne.

Totally not me at all...

I would go to this

Oscar winning

There were times without rare pepes

This is unfortunate

My sister and I painted each other Bob Ross for Christmas, turns out we have a similar sense of humor...

That’s me!

Cat likes Christmas tree but hates plastic so

Spoopcember

Mr. Claus I don't feel so good

Ho Ho Ho motha***a!!

Updating old movies to get with the times

Rearranged the in-law’s “Believe” blocks and no one has noticed.

The Switch-Up

She wasnt poor...

My friend got a Christmas card from his nephew... he decided to copy it and send it back.

My 12 Year Old’s Sense of Humor

My 17 yo only wanted money for Christmas. Fair enough, but he’s gonna have to work for it....

The spirit of Christmas

Asian peak performance

We left the TV on in the other room and we come back to our hyperactive cat like this:

I dont know how to title this

My parents got these for Christmas... I feel that they are appropriate

I've never wanted antrhing more in my life

'Twas the night before Christmas

30 years ago today...

SOCIETY MUST PATROL THOTS

My grandpa has the same Christmas tree for 74 years

Bulls are pretty functional.

Can you describe the car?

Norm flexing on his haters

This photo makes me uncomfortable

Found this gem in Leicester.

Microsoft's way of giving surprises