The size of this squirrel my dad has been feeding. Absolute unit.

To the seven users that upvotes me at night, thank you

A weapon to surpass the Metal Gear

To rising we shall go !

"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 5.

Daddy's favorite!

I drunk ordered a Christmas present for my brother, was not disappointed in myself.

Alphabet checks out

My cat fell asleep on my new Christmas present...

She looks happier after

Words of comfort

yes u r

Prehistoric Math

Finally Christmas dinner is out.

My 2 year old made a clay snowman. I think I heard it whisper “kill me... please...”

Asked my sister for a novelty shower curtain for Christmas. Was not disappointed!

My son’s Thomas the Tank Engine toy looks like it killed another tank engine and is wearing its face...

Heading back into the office

Not the spin-off that I want to see

Washed The Animals Today

The perfect gift.

Has happened to me in a class

Some farm animals at my local adoption shelter try harder

When you are not sure whether she is angry or not??

Humans ffs.

That’s a REALLY good question

I asked nicely

What a responsible bloke.

Shoutout if you toot your semi truck

Merry Christmas Poor People

Puppers customer service

The men's room at any major convention

Nice photoshop.

You need balls to do that..

Top 92% Stupidity

And the LORD said unto him, who's a good boy?

That's the spirit, CVS

Font matters

TFW your brother outdoes you in gift wrapping. He wins!

AI have the weirdest boner right now

Jus a little chilly

*** lasaga

Smart parent shopping

My uncle's real estate agency sold a property a few months ago where the seller and buyer got in a disagreement over a chicken coop that had to be removed and replanted with grass. It just grew in.

Lol me this am

What's with these wise guys?

R.I.P. hamster

The pillow my mom made me really ties the room together

My brother isn’t very social, he sent me this.

My Grandma asked for a Classic Nintendo for Christmas because she read that playing will, “improve her memory.”

Orange or green pllls

My little sisters ugly Christmas sweater for family dinner...

Welcome to bean world

A Christmas Thank You to Jewish People Everywhere from Owners of Chinese Restaurants

ffs this isn’t even that funny why am I laughing so hard

Just bloody watch it

The second-most anticipated film of 2019

Grandma got a new game for Christmas.

Quite possibly my favorite gift this holiday season.

yo guys i think i got the wrong console

My gift from my grandparents today

Sending my brother posts while we’re apart

Not fake history

Every year I make a Christmas card picture with my dog, and gf and me in it. Here’s this year’s.

She fell in love

Polite Squirrel

Looks like Harry is enjoying his christmas present

Progress Pic

Ugly Christmas Sweater Winner

Remaining noble

Anyone know where to get this?

Well that got dark quick.

I love tacobell tacos and memes. My gf knew the perfect gift to get me.

Are you surprised?

Smile at strangers to make the world happier

We had two wars about this!

This is exactly why my twin sister and I have to do Christmas shopping together. Sorry grandma!

Christmas at mom and dad’s...

Bemes

Insta wifi

What does someone have to do to get a day off..Jesus Christ!

Beefburger not hamburger

I gave my brothers paintings of Randy Marsh for Christmas.

My sister loves her gift. You can really see it in her face

My dad made me these "decorative trees" in his workshop for Christmas.

Fly free

I'm protestant and had to go to my first Catholic Mass today

The HL meetup was pretty cool

79 year old Clark Griswold, aka Chevy Chase

Damn Kids & Their Phones

Someone in the DOT has a great sense of humor. I77 Cleveland Ohio.

Got my nephew a hat for Christmas. My sister just sent me this.

True. Cant deny

My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

This scene is so hard to watch.

The universe is speaking to me

Santa made it all the way to Brazil. After that...

Murr n shit

I asked for art for my new apartment this Christmas. May I present “butterflies”, a painting from my nieces made entirely with their butt cheeks. Lovely.

We’re less than a week away