My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

This scene is so hard to watch.

The universe is speaking to me

Santa made it all the way to Brazil. After that...

Murr n shit

I asked for art for my new apartment this Christmas. May I present “butterflies”, a painting from my nieces made entirely with their butt cheeks. Lovely.

We’re less than a week away

Christmas is a little different with Machete.

Help me

Mom wanted a computer for Christmas. She was initially disappointed.

Now that’s a nice Christmas gift

It's time to choose guys.

The greatest achievements of mankind

Can confirm. Source: Am college student.

Scrooging

If only . . .

I give shitty gifts.

Whose counting down

Santa really came through on stocking stuffers this year.

Every year my family does a Secret Santa and Secret Satan and my brother-in-law has had me for Satan for the past four years straight.

First edition!

Mother***er!

The PC is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

*piano intro plays*

TIL half cooked eggs can't be cooked further in the microwave.

When your parents wrap your presents last minute

Frosty Prosthetic for Sale

I vow myself to answer every single comments like last year! Merry Christmas Hugelol!

It could've been avoided

My life is a lie...

When it’s cold outside

A red sun rises...sassy liquor has been spilled this night.

Standard unit of measurement

tįtIė

Baby Jesus seems to be a bit grumpy.

These Christmas cracker jokes are getting more trippy every year...

Fight to the death.

Condom Ad

Most accurate excuse ever

Well this is interestins

Visiting my parents for Christmas, and they don't have wifi

Uber Tip 101: Preventive Laugh is Better than Cure

Lubricant is essential

Great Big Woofer

Why I love cats, but will never trust them

Silly ol bear

Going minimalistic this season

That’s Some Facts

Simple but important

I discovered a harsh reality this christmas

My cousin stained her couch and decided to stencil paint it to “divert” attention...we made her this shirt for Xmas

Thoughts and prayers!

Could you ***in not?

Hugelol Rewind 2018

Damn snakes and their instagrams

Dbrand gets it

Happy Holidays Everyone.

Someone didn't want to work on Christmas Eve at my local Wendy's.

Hi I’m Frak

Penny’s trying to be patient

FLEX TAPE WILL SAVE US!!!!!

Do you know

I Guess This Is Growing Up

Amen

Now give me that sweet sweet karma if you laughed lol

I’d be fuhrerious.

How every Christmas present I wrap turns out

This is my daughters first Christmas. Her cousin wasn’t taking too kindly to having to share grandpa.

Anyway

ice cream machine still broke

I'm drunk and lonely and this was the funniest thing ever to me just now.

My 91 year old Great Uncle writes Christmas letters every year. This might be his best one yet.

Kills me every time

My fellow techies, it is that time of the year again.

I'm a motherf***ng starboy

I’ve been home for three days now and I finally realized why my mom keeps giggling...

We don't need a Bee Movie 2

If he gets out he deserves whatever that is

My son is going to be pissed

Santa won't be making it past our house tonight.

That’s it folks, Xmas is cancelled.

Lol, but yes, This is Truth

I don’t think he understands it

Chloe is a tasty guilt trip.

My main

Thy noble protector!

Local Target has the Red Ring of Death.

Target stole my Mom’s face...

There are always these people who just ruin the whole movement

Terms and conditions for Santa

I hate when people bring up controversy during the holidays

Modern art requires modern solutions

That would be child abuse or just bonding with your dad?

So Santa is getting everyone at my school clothes and a Bible for Christmas then...

We all got my brother Cameron one present each and everyone gave him cologne.

Totally not me at all...

I would go to this

Oscar winning

There were times without rare pepes

This is unfortunate