I just want company

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!!!

12/24/88 #NeverForget

Flatscreen tv

My local repair shop’s warning signs

Sir. I just need…

I’m 100% sure this f**king cat knows Kung Fu...

the sink

The Triple Mike

Our AirBnB had a translucent bathroom door. I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.

Greatest gift ever!

My friend's little girl sent a boy in school a note to ask if he liked her. This is the answer she got...

Cards against muggles has some great combos

Come back Karen

Thats the sound

GEFF

Shelf designed by Bethesda Studios

The perfect gift doesn't exi...

I can relate to this

Bill Burr on Good Day NY

The meanest Christmas gift I've ever gotten. I was so excited for a minute.

So long Christmas !

Everybody always asks: “Where is Waldo?”

Everyone wanted to bang the rabbit, its ok yall get a pass without being a furry.

And you thought it was just a myth

The size of this squirrel my dad has been feeding. Absolute unit.

To the seven users that upvotes me at night, thank you

A weapon to surpass the Metal Gear

To rising we shall go !

"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 5.

Daddy's favorite!

I drunk ordered a Christmas present for my brother, was not disappointed in myself.

Alphabet checks out

My cat fell asleep on my new Christmas present...

She looks happier after

Words of comfort

yes u r

Prehistoric Math

Finally Christmas dinner is out.

My 2 year old made a clay snowman. I think I heard it whisper “kill me... please...”

Asked my sister for a novelty shower curtain for Christmas. Was not disappointed!

My son’s Thomas the Tank Engine toy looks like it killed another tank engine and is wearing its face...

Heading back into the office

Not the spin-off that I want to see

Washed The Animals Today

The perfect gift.

Has happened to me in a class

Some farm animals at my local adoption shelter try harder

When you are not sure whether she is angry or not??

Humans ffs.

That’s a REALLY good question

I asked nicely

What a responsible bloke.

Shoutout if you toot your semi truck

Merry Christmas Poor People

Puppers customer service

The men's room at any major convention

Nice photoshop.

You need balls to do that..

Top 92% Stupidity

And the LORD said unto him, who's a good boy?

That's the spirit, CVS

Font matters

TFW your brother outdoes you in gift wrapping. He wins!

AI have the weirdest boner right now

Jus a little chilly

*** lasaga

Smart parent shopping

My uncle's real estate agency sold a property a few months ago where the seller and buyer got in a disagreement over a chicken coop that had to be removed and replanted with grass. It just grew in.

Lol me this am

What's with these wise guys?

R.I.P. hamster

The pillow my mom made me really ties the room together

My brother isn’t very social, he sent me this.

My Grandma asked for a Classic Nintendo for Christmas because she read that playing will, “improve her memory.”

Orange or green pllls

My little sisters ugly Christmas sweater for family dinner...

Welcome to bean world

A Christmas Thank You to Jewish People Everywhere from Owners of Chinese Restaurants

ffs this isn’t even that funny why am I laughing so hard

Just bloody watch it

The second-most anticipated film of 2019

Grandma got a new game for Christmas.

Quite possibly my favorite gift this holiday season.

yo guys i think i got the wrong console

My gift from my grandparents today

Sending my brother posts while we’re apart

Not fake history

Every year I make a Christmas card picture with my dog, and gf and me in it. Here’s this year’s.

She fell in love

Polite Squirrel

Looks like Harry is enjoying his christmas present

Progress Pic

Ugly Christmas Sweater Winner

Remaining noble

Anyone know where to get this?

Well that got dark quick.

I love tacobell tacos and memes. My gf knew the perfect gift to get me.

Are you surprised?

Smile at strangers to make the world happier