My sister was nagging me to do it, eventually she undermined my will
Good luck falling asleep
Wow Peppa Pig, chill out
Stoner Cats
Thank you, next.
New photo of Elon Musk's proposed Tesla Tunnel
Posted this to my story, thought this sub might appreciate it
you do it too
What a stud.
Better read the instructions
The Corn must flow
Who was first, the chicken or the egg?
Wow, this new Spotify feature is so cool!
Nobody loves you
"You should go out more"
FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
I'm blind now
I will stand by this claim until the day I die.
My dog when he thinks he hears the postman
Shut it, brain.
Every menu needs this added
Watching porn online in the 80's was like this:
wow it’s true
Aparently my computer broke so hard it decided to grow some legs and leave
Are you still living with your parents?
When “chasing puss” means exactly that
Chastity
That classic scene
When mullets were life...
I have had it with these mother***ing Sith, in this mother***ing council
Apparently I *really* loved Star Wars as a kid. Best Christmas ever.
Absolute madman
They do be like that sometimes
Don't forget to check your car thoroughly..
You have to watch the first five or you'll be lost
I put a couple layers of boot polish on one of my a coworkers boots every day he was on vacation... ONE of his boots.
Funny gas station find by my brother
Anime Hunter
Santa Claus drinking beer on the beach after the x-mass
2019 Arriving at the end of the tunnel!
The internet was always meant for cats
That's called dedication
Slower...
We are all super special! That is what makes us all equal! Never doubt your value and you'll keep appreciating!
According to Vox this site would be the SS then.
A very unique language
That's a really high Sneak skill, huh?
That's a weird UFO
Who’s watching?
This is how you respond to a shit parking job
I almost wet myself
I’m at the airport realizing I’m in act one of a SciFi B-movie
so sorry been sold already
How many levels of degeneracy could one book possibly be on?
New conspiracy theory I can get behind
Someone..
begone, thot
get on my level u absolute child
This shop probably had a bad experience with Americans
umm ok
Pour the beans in there
Dang, boy!
My gf doesn’t believe in fortune
Archer Bob was the best Bob Archer.
P i n k y
She takes your kids and now she hates on coyotes.
This is my new years resolution.
My son got two of the same Spider-Man for Christmas and this is all I could think of
*SASA LELE*
Always support your mirror
TRAITOR...
Son, when I was your age, I was the goodest boy.
Use protection while riding
Wait a minute...
He can still get a girl tho lol
Thanks Verizon
Google review of Chernobyl
Guess I’m a duck lover now
When loving your washing machine goes too far
Well done or rare?
3 strikes and your out
Safety begins with you.
far below
Local strip club never disappoints.
with great power comes great responsibility
Even a dog is smarter than me
Calm down, Floyd.
The minibar is optional
"Three seconds later, he told me I'm going to hell. True story"
You have one job
Oldest WWII vet shares secret for longevity
Boxing Day in Oban, Scotland.
I'll kill him
Dont burn yourself...
Haha yes
The new aquaman looks REALLY good.
Driving while married
These gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand
Inspiration for the new year!
Bill Murray