I wouldn’t even bother interviewing this guy, he’s an immediate hire.

The time has come, and so have I

Radical birbs

Control the force

Thank you, Amazon, for protecting my item during shipping.

He started out strong but got sidetracked

Done eat the sleeve.

Update on Krispy Kreme truck fire.

In fact, it does not help

My friend’s cousin stayed home New Year’s night so he could spend it with his sister.

We g-got it Rick!

My co worker is a monster who writes like this

The rare Mexican Desert Turtle.

I see no flaw in this.

the sequel

Hop out kids, mommy's gotta smoke some fools

Those cursed 1's

Ice Road Truckers 2020 season 13!

This was found at a club nearby after NYE

He is a freaking ninja!

The next big movie: Bert box

Do you know what kind of train this is?

*open to suggestions for caption

Top Notch Sarcasm...

Attention idiots !

The Boom that goes Broom.

A power some consider unatural

You just activated my trap card.

Checkmate

Relatable

oh no

Christina Aguilera is the fairy godmother from shrek 2

Windows

my loving and accepting philosophy of tolerance

what

I got a felt letter board for a late Christmas present and I decided to have some fun with it.

Looks like Abraham Lincoln too

stupid 6MB limit

Federal bureau of instagrammers

Rewind meem V2.0

Hugelol: Infinity Bans

hehehelp

My dad is a ***ing ***

A man of future

My landlord reused this birthday bag for a Christmas present

Nice wall you got there...

Soon

bunny

Exactly

first shitty meme of the year

Lies, Deception

The difference between science and the humanities

My tradition as the last unmarried in the family.

absolute madman

fireworks last night

Poor doggo

Wise words

~E~

Need to work on that

In Target today when All I Want for Christmas started to play

What’s the worst that could happen?

Karen, am I a joke to you?

Look who's paying a visit to an old friend

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Feel like he is judging me for my actions last night

He actually likes this.

This Moscow Metro refuses to enter the new year.

Wait a second John, this is ME?

The poor squirrel

This guy is my spirit animal.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a....

Found this in the elevator this morning

Someone put googly eyes on this tree branch along a river

New year, same me.

Alright then

Big bejonkers

Our host's favorite part of last night was the confetti dropping, so we left her a bonus surprise when we cleaned up for her ;)

Hope you saved your trenchcoat from 1999

Quick, get away

2019 the year of short cuts.

Big

Must be hard for Sony.

When your translator learned English by binge-watching The Sopranos.

Mr. T's tape measure

When applied correctly it stops diarrhea too.

Possibly a repost, but someone just sent this to me and I love it

People in Hawaii watching the rest of the world enter 2019

great game

Sounds about right

The making of Chungus, the big.

Guess European kids are smarter

feeling reflective in the new year

New Year New Tracker

I trust in 2019 like the guy that put trust in the tape in this column!

The Flinstones are the first family to celebrate Christmas before Christ was even born.

It has been done.

EA finally started production of their new controller

Cranky Uber drivers

F*CK IT BOIS, WHERE GOING AT IT AGAIN!

Ceaser salad