Me and your dad

My son got me a sympathy card for my 40th birthday ...

personal

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Pete's a bloody legend

for real, how did that happen?

Yeah that’s relatable

it was a mistake

Peterson Renegade Angel

lemme get uhhhhhhhh some more pixels

Think of it like awkward questions at a family gathering: entirely unavoidable

It was never the same after that summer.

Yeah, I'm into BDSM

This is the type of photo shoot I can really get behind.

Saw this at my job today.

Fantasstic movie

Pretty accurate tbh

Enough's enough.

The cathedral

I've been trying to figure out what this means for about ten minutes. My two braincells have failed.

Learn the difference people!

My life be like

Greatest response to a 1 Star Yelp review I have ever seen

Hit her with the finisher

Advertising at it's best

Friendly Traffic Stop

Pub of truth

That would be lit

My white friend who thinks she’s black posted this. I’ve translated it.

Subwoofer for AirPods

W O R T H

I stole it from r/dank

It’s true and this is probably going to get taken down

Give up smoking

New Year's Resolution of mine

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

Well just about soiled my pants here.

Bit of a weird name

Do you remember?

Give it a chance Brian

Dogzilla

Dad-son relationship

What games you got for it?

Hey I just found a box kitty :-D

A bit late for that, but thanks

Please keep doing this.

This comment made my day

press Q

Me when we were having english lesson

Yeah, WTF Natasha...

Calm down there satan...

What in the hell, Spongebob?

This is so sad

When an Oreo cookie doesn't have enough cream in the middle.

I was so distracted by the pants, didn't even notice the 186-month old 'baby' in the cart

the universe hates me

Terry Crews as.. Popeye?

I have to-do it I can't resist

you will get them next time champ

How do I turn it on again???

How to become a fossil

Feathered Dinosaurs ?

Found this one in my gallery

Chinese KFC is all about honesty

I can feel my tongue burning as I read this

This is so accurate it's amazing.

My suspicions have been confirmed

Girlfriend 2019

water electrolysis: Let is gooo....let it goooo

This happens when you want to steal from an UFC fighter

Dude your name is

The wifey said I have to take this down from my daughter's nursery immediately or she's taking the baby and leaving me

Donny is a genius

How can they all be photogenic??

My crush asked me about my playlist so I sent her.

Inside the dogs mind be like.

She is a star now

First aid for sore throats

That cat now has a premium Snapchat

It really does be like that

Guy finds garbage bags dumped on his farm. Opens bags to reveal dildo dumper's address...

don't cry...

Where is the smaller fish then?

fixed

I've rearranged the kid's play mat a month ago and the wife still hasn't noticed.

bald man hit in the head by soccer ball

Is this thing supposed to look like me?

Inyeet the funstuff.

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Today's date...

Seems relatable

Who’s there? who’s doing this?

Made me chuckle.

dang

lunch

When someone’s after your job, but you have a license to kill...

I just got home, my wife is in our bedroom and I see this shit on the bench, felt the rage of the gods grow within me then I turned it over.

For Antarctica

Black cats lives matter too

Resolution