It’s my first day of my new job and my boss gave me a nerf gun to shoot my co-workers with. I can tell I’m going to like it here.

Love this movie

at least they try

Agent Pond reporting for duty

Is it.. friday?

This blockbuster tweet has aged like a fine VHS tape

Real american hero

This can't be good for business

Behind the memes

　

Dat baffry life

Wouldn’t be surprised

New LEGO set

Happy wife happy life

infinite pain..

Things I like to do

Is it the Mexicans?

I wonder how many wrecks were caused by this

Finkle is Einhorn

The N

My wife bought a cast iron skillet from Amazon

Skadaddle skadoodle

How to trigger NASA

Gandalf please

These mannequins

Between all cultures... We all have one thing in common... This drawer

A Big Bust.

Oh Ani, i haven realizsed your also a rebel

Dat cat is definitely up to no good

There we go.., again.

Little Timmy was never the same after this day

It’s not my fault I got the Boardwalk!

A life goal marked off the list

Only me?

That face

Americans are gay

Send noods pls

Lol how he gonna pass now

Where to go for seven sins

I think they ran out of ideas

He got destroyed!

Fuking weebs!

So close

I draw doodles on sticky notes at work. One of my coworkers decided to add their own.

casanova

“When I was your age .. “

Oh no not again!

Throwback to 2017

Compare and save.

When parents do this.

A short sci-fi story

I don't get it

pro tip: just don't clean your butt

Lvl 1 man to lvl 50 trap

No, not Tony!

Oopsie

Bye There

What is MY PURPOSE????

The devil has no place there

Great thread

An answer from a student on a recent science exam

We have us a winner.

The only man powerful enough to defeat Doug Dimmadome

The results are quite efficient

sed...

oddly specific but relatable

Some good web comic

I am the lord of fire

As a plumber, he should be used to making House calls.

Let the gsmes begin.

We need some milk

Mhhh excellent...

Well Fcuk me...what are the odds!!

It really do be like that sometimes.

I brushed my cats head and now it looks like it wants to build a wall

This is mafia...

Sky bison is best bison.

Odin was a bad father

You were the chosen one!

You HAVE to see it

If my friend was a Doctor...

The Flat Earth Anti-Vax Institute of Technology

Now this is a society I can live in

When I grow up, I want to be the guy that writes the subtitles for movies and shows.

Show me the lie

Space travel when?

Ivan the sharpshooter

well you're wrong

A fat one

Greedy Gandalf

Hol on now

The only truth is killing kids is easy

D'oh

He won the battle but at what cost ....

oh ho!

the reality of Virtual Reality

He looks like

-HOW DARE YOU!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Paw patrol lol