Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
Dinosaurs were cooler...
You order first
Glowing with Pride!
Economy of dick pics.
Penguin of the month
Make it look like I was under water
Spidey as a 16th Century Painting
The law of the jungle
I knew it!
Protagonist of the two next posts
The time has come
My English Teacher’s word of the week
T-pose to assert dominance
Instagram is too strong
Lấy bánh mì của anh ấy
How cinemas work
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS
Self aware fridge
He asked for extra spicy pad thai
I don’t ask for your help often, but I need you guys for this one
This wet floor sign I found
I'm ab lol
Check "check engine light".
It sure looks appealing
Behind the scenes.
Interviewers be like.
I’m not really a bath guy, but sure why not
Google Street View at historical site in Rome.
Thank God for Hayden Christensen
me on my exam
Smell good flame thrower
*** off, Methany. You're up too.
Bought my son a 300 piece tool kit and a tool box for his 15th birthday. I stole his 10mm. He needs to learn the struggle is real.
Hugelol admin when someone posts
Genius pure genius
This dude shall plan my funeral
As i was reading this, i was thinking of a whitty comeback, lol
Thanks for sorting by new
I mean he isn't wrong
Men too remember
Buddy of mine just picked up his license plate, no he’s not serious.
Its sad not to see this when i die...
It’s over mannequin
Must be a Millennial
Now look at U...
He looks happier with the biker...
So my sister graduated today.
I was surprised that Aquaman's archenemy wasn't in the movie.
I'm a bed. This is my life now.
His parents caught him momoaning
It's a trap!!!
You cant trust anyone in these times
These birds with muppet faces
Reminder to never travel with Tom Hanks
My mom bought me a banana for scale
“Well stop doing it then”
Office talk for "Can you ***ing read?"
Batman parks like an ***..
Wait... She's on to something...
A requirement in every household!
It’s funny cause it’s funny
How you're seen
Don’t lie we all tried it
all mounth - smash star
I walk a lonely road..
Why do I keep falling for this?
It’s my first day of my new job and my boss gave me a nerf gun to shoot my co-workers with. I can tell I’m going to like it here.
Love this movie
at least they try
Agent Pond reporting for duty
Is it.. friday?
This blockbuster tweet has aged like a fine VHS tape
Real american hero
This can't be good for business
Behind the memes