What about a second shutdown?

Snakes would have that nostalgic moment looking back

Almost lost my dog

F**king disgusting

biggest snitches in cartoon history

it kind of did

WOORRD!!!

what a majestic animal

What exactly is going on here......

The truth behind the evening news

I bought new couches and sold my old ones, but the guy who was supposed to buy them bailed. So I photoshopped myself onto all of them

He's using Jahcoin

Fooled me

Emma Watson is Dangerous, and don't you forget it.

We need more hand sanitizer up in here!

Get a cat they said

This cat looks like it it destroyed the world

We listened.

Truly Outstanding.

the illuminati made this happen

Rudolph a real one

Student's life problem

No more laughter and jokes on that farm...

projection

I miss you!

Let's try that again

Caught my girlfriend doing her makeup this morning.

haha six girls haha

Was going to book uber but..

Buncha liars

so much for blaming the dryer.

secruity

Real danger

K9 Report

Court refuses trial by combat

This is a joke book from 1940, and this has got to be the best joke in the entire book.

3 am wisdom

Mind-boggling!

Now that’s epic

they found waldo

My favorite SCP

it be like that

They finally created an action figure i can look up to

Who want's to join the berry club

Its called deception

Anon has sex

The lady in line in front of me has a fun night planned

Finally, a cause I can get behind!

But what’s Jenny’s area code?

They knew what they were doing

Great illusion

when you post a lit meme at a godforsaken hour

My friend set her cat’s food on a timer. All he does all day is wait for the food gods to bless him

watch the mayonnaise people get triggered

Never realized how real Animaniacs was

whats up Scoob

The greatest advice can always be found on a sign

dove sent from heaven

Grabbing just the essentials

Looking snazzy

Truer by the day.

I'm scared to ask why

The harsh truth

Relatable

High treason

1312

How to balance out the sins you've done

Wife says there's no space for more dogs in the house.

Not the Navy!

But im not cold mom!

Fireman vs Waterman

I see you're a man of culture as well

Ready & Waiting is hard

The dab of Monty Python

why would he be angry about that?

This is what happens when 90s kids grow up and get money

i hope u have not seen this yet

What’s your excuse?

fire pods

It's a meem guys ahah

Tell me more about this Astronaut job

Ha! Got You!

*Italic*

The Thunderdome

A shower thought

Only Andre

a shat

Not gonna lie

what a nice dude

Bye Bye...

Bet he’s glad it wasn’t for him

Really does

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Nice poetry

I mean ... right?

Iocane powder.... so versatile, who knew?

There is a Facebook page that has posted the same photograph of Jeff Goldblum once a day, every day, for over 3 and a half years.

Plot twist: Anon is homeschooled (will delete if repost)

Mathjokes

Australian Airbender is so much better