Some say he's half man, half fish; some say it's more of a 70/30 spit

He never saw it coming

Everytime

ya'll blew it

The longer you stare at it the worse it gets.

Imagine being arrested and they throw you over the top and hog tie you to the hood.

Someone sent me this and I am eternally grateful

The fine print on this parks department warning sign.

USA is a special country

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

Got a weird wife

OwO

Just a girl and her dog

Looks like someone lost a bet

Wow, it worked

Don’t fly ya bloody drone round my house!

I can’t have nice things....

Hope they’re serving tots

Saw this on a door in my dorm.

For real though lol

How to be proud and sad at the same time as a father.

emotional support pug for driving in Seattle traffic

Hmm, nice floor

Any twins out there think about this?

Hol'up Hol'up

We put this up today at work.

Damnit internet!

All fear the mighty "Man Man"

After you shaved your legs and you know you look amazing

Whoa!!

Books are the foundation of education

Taking “keep an eye on your sister” to the next level

The “Plotting to Kill” cat - 7 years ago to today. Many years have passed yet he still thirsts for blood.

poop on the floor

Um we need you in today even though you gave us 3 months notice you weren't coming in

Brushes

Really makes you think

sorry i don't speak mandarin

Shameful

As writing on a paper is mainstream,so...

Why can I relate to this so much?

My wife on her 23rd birthday

A guide to eating

With precision

He has killer jokes

Idk I just find this funny

In my case it's more like 48 minutes

She truly does

Cost efficient.

Master chef student version

Me: There's no such things as spirit animals. Also Me:

Nice try, Youngling!

I'm coming!

Well frick

For the last time, I don’t want to change my car insurance!

Oh my

I owe you this..

It's hard to keep memes alive

Set the table

Good taste though

Knot Expected.

Cracks me up.

Found my new outfit for the office this Spring

This dog

I love you but as a Friend.

oof

This wasn’t just a midsummer night’s dream

Whimper

The job got done

all my friends are gone

its hard not to nut with all this sexual tension

LIKE

SHOULD HAVE,

I can really relate to Vader.

YOU

UPVOTED, MAN

Made like a Swiss timepiece.

Damn you, winter

i am honored

Too perfect.

10-year challenge

Cannot erase this from my memory...

*angry peeing*

Now we are phone slaves

What's your cats name?

This is for people who like cyanide and happiness

Wholesome Genie

That's gotta burn

True Equality

He deleted the post immediately after, but not immediately enough.

Police when its - 10°C

He isn't wrong.

The good old days..

In case you're having a bad day..

Reporters Delight

You get what you give i guess haha

Fun Facts!

That’s a crappy job...

just epic....

4 them HDMI kids