"ughhh daddy... Its this peasant again..."

What should have been

No hostages!

This evidence is admissible.

Brenda doesnt know

That shit is addictive....

This is an Electric Car Society

And with the first overall pick in the 2019 Snowpocalygeddon Draft, we choose...

Crisis avoided!

It couldn't hurt to try?

February is coming

I'm at the gym

Still better than Twilight.

Weight loss truths.

What a life I turned out to have!

art is everything which can explain things

But it’s natural

But it's for science!

Achoo

Cue thunder and lightning

this is future

Yikes

Seriously though we used to write everything asap and then these guys!!!

Deep cat thoughts

It's ok to be different from everyone else as long as you feel healthy!

Best day at MacDonald’s

Perfect Slogan never exi...

Beeeooiiii

Insomnia...

I finally did it, give me fake internet points!

I dont understand people who dont have money

That one friend we will always have!

A MADMAN. A SAVAGE. A HERO

CATTHEW

Ready for duty

What are you gonna do about it

i told ya, meeh

Someone had to say it

Polar vortex my ass...

The truth is smelly sometimes.

:'(

BRADEN!!!

I'll have door number one please Bob

Friends! Take and enjoy!

How I assume lesbian threesomes work.

I’ll leave this here

Lonely

Oooooh yes

How I tell other I spend my holiday

Work smarter, not harder

Funny sign for Vacuum store.

My precious ... pearly whites!

BYE BYE lil Sebastian

The wind chill in Minneapolis is currently -50°F

It was right about time...

Daily occurrence though

Not a father, but I have this same argument with myself every night.

get pranking, nibbas

Purchased this old school bus, now what?

Fight like a man

Every Old Man’s Facebook

no you ain't

Noticeably White

My inspector didn’t find it as funny as I did!

Punch it, Chewie!

Lucky old June

Here lies the brutal truth.

It's so cold here...

thank god

A card created today for a game I'm currently developing.

hot

spooky

The heart wants what it wants

I want this dogo

It's getting bad out there. Stay safe, everyone.

Happy and sad

Our kid just caused a family panic by running into the room and telling us he had Pooh in his pants.

the "H" in Harry Potter stands for Hitler

So true i know some americans here in canada who think the same thing

If cats could text

In case you thought your day was shit

My new hobby is taking pictures of my TV at an angle

At least he tried

This thing cost me $300 and it's an empty box

Actual pictures of me

“Once you have the amulet, and the dragon is dead, then return to me..”

The Polar vortex is real, people.

Its the midwest, what else we gon' do?

I'm more fuel-efficient than my own car...

Come here you.

Thank you for the instructions!

Yes. It IS THAT COLD. And I'm not ashamed.

Wife got this for valentine, really love it

For science I need to look into this further

Don’t forget your manners...

Life of a cat owner.

This is how sadness could bring laughter.................

It’s called fitness, sweetie.

Ohhh thats why...

Perfect Match!