Cold, angry student hacks the University page

My local volunteer fire department is hiring

Thanks Ron

Every team needs a Peter.

I am trapped

Will be home soon

Pfft vaccines, who needs 'em. children that want to live that's who

We don't eat pork

Fight

Number 1

The most accurate representation

I hope the parents don’t fire me

Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Even with a wind chill of -27°F, its never to cold for a beer.

But it’s the land of the free

I just hope the instructions area easy to read.

"Is Shredder here? No? Shit."

The resemblance is astounding!

Milk bone dog treats

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

Where's art in that?

tha zucc

If everybody's undercover then nobody is undercover

My friend and I randomly decided to take edibles and go to Disneyland. We took funny photos on every ride we could. This is my favorite.

Would you like to know the gender of the baby...Yes sure...Sith Lord...Excuse me?...Boy, it's a boy.

Stay calm.

I remember when Galaxy Note 7s would explode in pockets.

I’m currently at work and can 100% support this.

Only the purest at heart can wield it

girls power

Polar vortex in Midwest causing schools to close.

Dog's Head in the Snow

them orange men be bad

"ughhh daddy... Its this peasant again..."

What should have been

No hostages!

This evidence is admissible.

Brenda doesnt know

That shit is addictive....

This is an Electric Car Society

And with the first overall pick in the 2019 Snowpocalygeddon Draft, we choose...

Crisis avoided!

It couldn't hurt to try?

February is coming

I'm at the gym

Still better than Twilight.

Weight loss truths.

What a life I turned out to have!

art is everything which can explain things

But it’s natural

But it's for science!

Achoo

Cue thunder and lightning

this is future

Yikes

Seriously though we used to write everything asap and then these guys!!!

Deep cat thoughts

It's ok to be different from everyone else as long as you feel healthy!

Best day at MacDonald’s

Perfect Slogan never exi...

Beeeooiiii

Insomnia...

I finally did it, give me fake internet points!

I dont understand people who dont have money

That one friend we will always have!

A MADMAN. A SAVAGE. A HERO

CATTHEW

Ready for duty

What are you gonna do about it

i told ya, meeh

Someone had to say it

Polar vortex my ass...

The truth is smelly sometimes.

:'(

BRADEN!!!

I'll have door number one please Bob

Friends! Take and enjoy!

How I assume lesbian threesomes work.

I’ll leave this here

Lonely

Oooooh yes

How I tell other I spend my holiday

Work smarter, not harder

Funny sign for Vacuum store.

My precious ... pearly whites!

BYE BYE lil Sebastian

The wind chill in Minneapolis is currently -50°F

It was right about time...

Daily occurrence though

Not a father, but I have this same argument with myself every night.

get pranking, nibbas

Purchased this old school bus, now what?

Fight like a man

Every Old Man’s Facebook

no you ain't

Noticeably White

My inspector didn’t find it as funny as I did!

Punch it, Chewie!

Lucky old June

Here lies the brutal truth.