dont sing and drive

Avoid cannibals

Somebody's gotta ask the real questions

#TedTalk on Nipples..

When the snow finally falls, the younglings get to play

Only you

based

Oh,you're approaching me?Instead of running away?

Happy to be in B.C.

Check out my new crocs

The ole switcharoo

Swing Scrapbooking

Freud the rock band.

Im glad babies are born without teeth.

What did u see?!?!

Path to Success

nuclear winter

Guard Log

Guess I know what I’m doing this weekend.

Those puns were snow laughing matter

It's too cold outside.

Fight fire with fire

It's almost flannel season

Hit or Miss

If Internet Explorer..

Herr Dinosaur

Aah that's hot. That's hot.

not wholesome at all

Achoo!!

Oh say can you see...

Unvaccinated kids

I know right!

Chonk control

Re Ally?

So you swallow it

Unlimited power

whensdey

oof

expectations

cursed

Don't Pass Gas When It's -3O

love ya all (full homo)

Makes me laugh everytime.

Most of the US right now

quack

So my pizza delivery guy ***ed up ...

Best smug face I've ever seen

5 second rule!

Planet broke, start over and try again

Roses are red, my life is a curse

That would be so cool

Ill miss ya buddy

proof

He must be Spanish

Until you’re only ugly

Get that dead shit out of here!

Hurts doesn’t it?

Well that explains alot.

Oh, happy day!

The cold ain't holding him back!

Blessed

TMW..

Wait, this is illegal

wack..

Nudes

Capris suns should really be sold by the gallon.

Just found it

Treat her like shes your best friend

RIP 4 followers

Adios!

boobies

Polar vortex failure

You need something smark enough to tell the difference between clapping and extreme fcuking

tough luck

Who else to blame but the jews?

Mini dirt apples

Bigest big brain

Admit we’ve all done this

We've been found out

true story

This B needs a C in her A

You're not rich!

If you ever feel down, remember this.

Well shoot

Love at first stab

Thank you Gameboy, very cool!

maybe we should treat them like muslims?

Chicago: You have the our sympathy -Alaska.

Name that move.

What’s your secret?

>Libyan flag 1977

In heat of the Midwest freezing over.

Silly salad.

If you’re feeling useless...

If I’ve learned anything in my first 2 months at work, it’s this.

*Smirk*

Polar Vortex

I didn't say it, I declared it

He looks normal to me

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