Chicago: You have the our sympathy -Alaska.

Name that move.

What’s your secret?

>Libyan flag 1977

In heat of the Midwest freezing over.

Silly salad.

If you’re feeling useless...

If I’ve learned anything in my first 2 months at work, it’s this.

*Smirk*

Polar Vortex

I didn't say it, I declared it

He looks normal to me

What’s alskdjfhsgh

I always Bath and Shower full clothed, that way you get your laundry done at the same time!

No reposts here

Where are you going?

I must be holding it the wrong way.

No fukang way!

Literally my class

Lets be honest.

Now that's how you become an expert

oh no!

Smile at strangers to make the world happier.

Big chonk is more powerful than you

My boss doesn't like me...

outstanding move

is your tummy ok bro?

but what about manspreading and mansplaining?

Living the dream

now i know who did it

Wait, Scotty!

Cold, angry student hacks the University page

My local volunteer fire department is hiring

Thanks Ron

Every team needs a Peter.

I am trapped

Will be home soon

Pfft vaccines, who needs 'em. children that want to live that's who

We don't eat pork

Fight

Number 1

The most accurate representation

I hope the parents don’t fire me

Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Even with a wind chill of -27°F, its never to cold for a beer.

But it’s the land of the free

I just hope the instructions area easy to read.

"Is Shredder here? No? Shit."

The resemblance is astounding!

Milk bone dog treats

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

Where's art in that?

tha zucc

If everybody's undercover then nobody is undercover

My friend and I randomly decided to take edibles and go to Disneyland. We took funny photos on every ride we could. This is my favorite.

Would you like to know the gender of the baby...Yes sure...Sith Lord...Excuse me?...Boy, it's a boy.

Stay calm.

I remember when Galaxy Note 7s would explode in pockets.

I’m currently at work and can 100% support this.

Only the purest at heart can wield it

girls power

Polar vortex in Midwest causing schools to close.

Dog's Head in the Snow

them orange men be bad

"ughhh daddy... Its this peasant again..."

What should have been

No hostages!

This evidence is admissible.

Brenda doesnt know

That shit is addictive....

This is an Electric Car Society

And with the first overall pick in the 2019 Snowpocalygeddon Draft, we choose...

Crisis avoided!

It couldn't hurt to try?

February is coming

I'm at the gym

Still better than Twilight.

Weight loss truths.

What a life I turned out to have!

art is everything which can explain things

But it’s natural

But it's for science!

Achoo

Cue thunder and lightning

this is future

Yikes

Seriously though we used to write everything asap and then these guys!!!

Deep cat thoughts

It's ok to be different from everyone else as long as you feel healthy!

Best day at MacDonald’s

Perfect Slogan never exi...

Beeeooiiii

Insomnia...

I finally did it, give me fake internet points!

I dont understand people who dont have money

That one friend we will always have!

A MADMAN. A SAVAGE. A HERO

CATTHEW

Ready for duty

What are you gonna do about it