Most of the US right now

quack

So my pizza delivery guy ***ed up ...

Best smug face I've ever seen

5 second rule!

Planet broke, start over and try again

Roses are red, my life is a curse

That would be so cool

Ill miss ya buddy

proof

He must be Spanish

Until you’re only ugly

Get that dead shit out of here!

Hurts doesn’t it?

Well that explains alot.

Oh, happy day!

The cold ain't holding him back!

Blessed

TMW..

Wait, this is illegal

wack..

Nudes

Capris suns should really be sold by the gallon.

Just found it

Treat her like shes your best friend

RIP 4 followers

Adios!

boobies

Polar vortex failure

You need something smark enough to tell the difference between clapping and extreme fcuking

tough luck

Who else to blame but the jews?

Mini dirt apples

Bigest big brain

Admit we’ve all done this

We've been found out

true story

This B needs a C in her A

You're not rich!

If you ever feel down, remember this.

Well shoot

Love at first stab

Thank you Gameboy, very cool!

maybe we should treat them like muslims?

Chicago: You have the our sympathy -Alaska.

Name that move.

What’s your secret?

>Libyan flag 1977

In heat of the Midwest freezing over.

Silly salad.

If you’re feeling useless...

If I’ve learned anything in my first 2 months at work, it’s this.

*Smirk*

Polar Vortex

I didn't say it, I declared it

He looks normal to me

What’s alskdjfhsgh

I always Bath and Shower full clothed, that way you get your laundry done at the same time!

No reposts here

Where are you going?

I must be holding it the wrong way.

No fukang way!

Literally my class

Lets be honest.

Now that's how you become an expert

oh no!

Smile at strangers to make the world happier.

Big chonk is more powerful than you

My boss doesn't like me...

outstanding move

is your tummy ok bro?

but what about manspreading and mansplaining?

Living the dream

now i know who did it

Wait, Scotty!

Cold, angry student hacks the University page

My local volunteer fire department is hiring

Thanks Ron

Every team needs a Peter.

I am trapped

Will be home soon

Pfft vaccines, who needs 'em. children that want to live that's who

We don't eat pork

Fight

Number 1

The most accurate representation

I hope the parents don’t fire me

Gotta love it when imagination, boredom, and free time come together.

Even with a wind chill of -27°F, its never to cold for a beer.

But it’s the land of the free

I just hope the instructions area easy to read.

"Is Shredder here? No? Shit."

The resemblance is astounding!

Milk bone dog treats

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

Where's art in that?

tha zucc

If everybody's undercover then nobody is undercover

My friend and I randomly decided to take edibles and go to Disneyland. We took funny photos on every ride we could. This is my favorite.

Would you like to know the gender of the baby...Yes sure...Sith Lord...Excuse me?...Boy, it's a boy.