I think I'm a cat

Who you lest expect

My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.

It’s Just The Worst

Serious depression man

Winter is coming, and it burns.

Eeehm

Life is just ...

To aid my insanity please take notes

...So then I said, "Retriever? I don't even know her!"

She always had a good sense of humour. Even at the end of her life...

Yup, that's embarrassing....

Backstreet bats

Hey! Thats also me!

git gud

I remember seeing this in the theater

A prelude to the real Touch of Death

Nothing gets me more than hearing a pet lick itself.

We all need this update

Feeling great!

That’s punny

Seriously Sarah?

The cat is a hat

Imitation 100

Wtf Siri!!!

Bethesda is right after EA

Hi, Reginald

How to use BJJ against a bear

How not to fix problems

Autistic bees

get better material!

My bf bought me a coloring book..

It was because I liked you

How cute are they

okay but what the *** was going through Carlos's head

Oh Uh....

Intruder... Be aware!!

Jaxcsunn

This is getting out of hand

Lifehack chart

Her name is the sound of a Plunger

GIVE FRIENDSHIP A CHANCE

Weinstein, Cosby,... Bieber. Why did Dick have to go?

Donut?

live faster, die younger

are you brave enough for this playlist

they had a lot but it was tasteless

Thanks for the Mercedes

I’m surprised it’s been that long

Almost missed this one

Sometimes man ಥ_ಥ

I drew Snow White and the Seven Homies

Stay classy Portland!

Relatable..

*southpark theme starts* , this is a reference for intelectuals

bassline

Harry Potter rocking it hard right now!

CVS in a Boston accent

That must be comfortable.

Be careful where you sit

Seinfeld Reboot?

The lady who runs our local Thai joint is a boss

How to know you're in for a treat

Notice this

Second $60 is the second most important meal of the day

Transformers Unite!!

No doggo no

VR Goggles without the phone attached.

Mentally unstable?!

this is what you miss as a jew

Now that we're alone, let's badmouth the cat

A damaging blow to the dick pic economy

Undoith thot

Time to update my resume

Reeeeeee

it's a dangerous item

Save of the century

The Wizard of Oz was a much darker movie than I remember.

Kaaaaameeee haaaameeeee HA!

Where he at

I l l e g a l

Need to try Wahlburgers

thats the spirit

It's funny bc nobody can spell benderact cucumberpatch

I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out.

he should have made the whole performance

And about me too

"Detach blow-cables!”

This is wack

takes M to feel in touch with nature

"Babe, just hologram in to work tomorrow."

It’s tax season baby.

A true visionary

theory

She watched it snow so long she became snow herself...

So uh, my dad left the sprinkler on.

Mistakes were made

Uncle Ben!!!

they disrespect us

My Life ._.'