Unraveling a Tale as Old as Time
Dream big, friends
loser
We got a note on our door saying leave our fire extinguisher out so they can be re tagged and the apartment on the right put their smoke alarm out.
lightning mcqueen and mater ☺️
I do like a little spark in the Lou...
Zombie apocalypse mattress
Trying to save an ailing drooping cactus, I've splinted it and it now resembles the oldest pole dancer in history.
My social life right now
A message for instastrippers. We know.
I confirm this
Keanu Reeves is a Saint
Some handy tips
Interesting times we live in
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A rare chance
Congratulations to Mama Fratelli for coaching the New England Patriots to their 6th Superbowl Championship.
This 19 year old poster at my local library
Hey Capt, really?
Stop trying to hurt me Facebook!
be woke
This Irish feast
Doggo forgot how to dog
These people who parked on the ice before it melted
When your entire country posses power to say N word
What’s the best boat name you’ve seen?
So close, Doris. So close.
Dont knock it til you try it
Growing up in a small town is weird
Why computer... WHYYYY
His reply : And you look like a cocaine user
I don't think so...
Proud Mom
Without a doubt the worst boomers I've ever heard of
the wonderful squirrel fable
Prepare my KATANA .
End up doing that every damn time
Upset Stomach Intensifies
Love this dude
Go hard or go home!!!
This sign in front of our Engineering lab. Sounds about right.
Day 183 : They still clean me everyday without noticing..
I finally hit my goal weight!
All-Time Classics
3543544543 IQ
Perfect Answer!!!
ancient-summon
That's all you needed to say
Musical Chairs
Something looks wrong
He vs. She
It's dangerous to go alone.
Sneak 10000
Should I keep the stray cat I found
Best feature (besides having a cat daughter wife)
It doesn't get more real than that
fukc the Imperials
Live in the moment!
It was just a sniffle
Feel better yet?
Really got it nice and clear
Fast Food Banter
Burned to ashes
Can never be too sure
One case that Animal protection cannot solve
How T-shirts are made
The ideal Uber ride
Shut up nerd.
YouTube
Thought of sharing -
A *DOG*
What smells
Software engineers like
Yes or No
Always check the temperature first
My parents should appreciate me
Hello girls
You stay
Well, it's interesting
Please don't
British Florida then?
Just getting on with my day as usual.
Maybe not always
I trust you
Good for you brian
Illusions!!!
Watch were you step
Great guy
"I'm as surprised as you are!"
I diagnose that with epic
LOOUUIIISSAAA JEENNNKKIINNSSS
I can do this! I CAN!
No r*pe jokes
Suprise!!!
Delet dis
When I try to hit on a girl
I'm smart every one and a while.....
My moms text to my sister
I mean..
He gots the flu