"I'm as surprised as you are!"
I diagnose that with epic
I can do this! I CAN!
No r*pe jokes
When I try to hit on a girl
I'm smart every one and a while.....
My moms text to my sister
He gots the flu
Hehe into the wind
Nice beard man !
Because i don't want to be banned
Finally someone has come to his senses
What's legal is illegal now
Well my day just got better
Classic Anna Kendrick
I once slept for 48 hrs
Only the most inquisitive would want to know!
I'll be ok
Rather have the duck in my pocket
Just what we need
Go away Keith
And no rollover plans
Today’s the day
A boy can dream
Opening scene to a future horror movie....
24 years later, Seinfeld is still relatable.
When mom tells me I'm a handsome man
Overheard at a soccer game
This belongs here too
he was never a dwarf he is a gnome
Good old mike
We’ve found god
Here's some more CK2 shitposting
Swords solve everything
We will just leave this here.
Life isn’t fair
Good Ole Seattle
*smiles* why am i here
It's gonna be hard for them to bond
Kids these days
Google plus can really do whatever it wants
Title of my post
I am still laughing at this.
it's a harsh world
That is pasta concerning
he must have a big PP
it be like that
I can't wait for fire pods next year
Sike, you thought you were safe
Mom made me gay
This is so sad
Human vocal cords recreated in lab using stem cells
Mmmmmmmmm Cheap ham
Yesss I need these
No love for UPS?
Someone said Celine Dion looks like Toguro.
Moved into a new apartment and forgot to bring a wine bottle opener. So I thought 'screw it'.
Oh yeah, beg for donations bb
The best face-swap I've seen to date.
No more wishes.
It's about to clash
the devil is in the details
Michael gets declined by NASA :(
Disappointed Thanos is Disappointed
Mrs. Obama get down!
This sign advertising how nobody should spend four bucks on their morning latte didn't age well.
haha yes it be like it
California has always been quite the odd ball but this might be too much..
Making a left turn
The epitome of antisocial
This woman's obituary proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life...
My neighbors yard maintenance company
It's old, but still relevant and funny!
So much liquid.
If you don't feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full.
Scrubs; a show about doctors
I think I'm a cat
Who you lest expect
My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.
It’s Just The Worst
Serious depression man