"I'm as surprised as you are!"

I diagnose that with epic

LOOUUIIISSAAA JEENNNKKIINNSSS

I can do this! I CAN!

No r*pe jokes

Suprise!!!

Delet dis

When I try to hit on a girl

I'm smart every one and a while.....

My moms text to my sister

I mean..

He gots the flu

Hehe into the wind

Gamer moment

Nice beard man !

Because i don't want to be banned

Finally someone has come to his senses

What's legal is illegal now

Well my day just got better

Classic Anna Kendrick

I once slept for 48 hrs

Only the most inquisitive would want to know!

I'll be ok

Rather have the duck in my pocket

Just what we need

Go away Keith

And no rollover plans

Yeah Mom

Today’s the day

A boy can dream

Opening scene to a future horror movie....

24 years later, Seinfeld is still relatable.

When mom tells me I'm a handsome man

Overheard at a soccer game

This belongs here too

he was never a dwarf he is a gnome

Good old mike

We’ve found god

Here's some more CK2 shitposting

Swords solve everything

We will just leave this here.

Life isn’t fair

Good Ole Seattle

*smiles* why am i here

It's gonna be hard for them to bond

Kids these days

Google plus can really do whatever it wants

Title of my post

I am still laughing at this.

legitamon't

it's a harsh world

That is pasta concerning

constitution

he must have a big PP

Golden tooth

it be like that

I can't wait for fire pods next year

Sike, you thought you were safe

+18

Mom made me gay

This is so sad

Human vocal cords recreated in lab using stem cells

Mmmmmmmmm Cheap ham

Yesss I need these

Fossilized sloth

No love for UPS?

Someone said Celine Dion looks like Toguro.

nice smell

Chemistry class

Moved into a new apartment and forgot to bring a wine bottle opener. So I thought 'screw it'.

Oh yeah, beg for donations bb

The best face-swap I've seen to date.

No more wishes.

It's about to clash

the devil is in the details

Oldschool jokes

Michael gets declined by NASA :(

Poor Franklin

Jammed.

Disappointed Thanos is Disappointed

accurate

Mrs. Obama get down!

This sign advertising how nobody should spend four bucks on their morning latte didn't age well.

haha yes it be like it

Coina Lisa

California has always been quite the odd ball but this might be too much..

Making a left turn

The epitome of antisocial

This woman's obituary proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life...

My neighbors yard maintenance company

Relatable

It's old, but still relevant and funny!

So much liquid.

If you don't feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full.

Scrubs; a show about doctors

I think I'm a cat

Who you lest expect

My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.

It’s Just The Worst

Serious depression man