Fossilized sloth

No love for UPS?

Someone said Celine Dion looks like Toguro.

nice smell

Chemistry class

Moved into a new apartment and forgot to bring a wine bottle opener. So I thought 'screw it'.

Oh yeah, beg for donations bb

The best face-swap I've seen to date.

No more wishes.

It's about to clash

the devil is in the details

Oldschool jokes

Michael gets declined by NASA :(

Poor Franklin

Jammed.

Disappointed Thanos is Disappointed

accurate

Mrs. Obama get down!

This sign advertising how nobody should spend four bucks on their morning latte didn't age well.

haha yes it be like it

Coina Lisa

California has always been quite the odd ball but this might be too much..

Making a left turn

The epitome of antisocial

This woman's obituary proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life...

My neighbors yard maintenance company

Relatable

It's old, but still relevant and funny!

So much liquid.

If you don't feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full.

Scrubs; a show about doctors

I think I'm a cat

Who you lest expect

My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.

It’s Just The Worst

Serious depression man

Winter is coming, and it burns.

Eeehm

Life is just ...

To aid my insanity please take notes

...So then I said, "Retriever? I don't even know her!"

She always had a good sense of humour. Even at the end of her life...

Yup, that's embarrassing....

Backstreet bats

Hey! Thats also me!

git gud

I remember seeing this in the theater

A prelude to the real Touch of Death

Nothing gets me more than hearing a pet lick itself.

We all need this update

Feeling great!

That’s punny

Seriously Sarah?

The cat is a hat

Imitation 100

Wtf Siri!!!

Bethesda is right after EA

Hi, Reginald

How to use BJJ against a bear

How not to fix problems

Autistic bees

get better material!

My bf bought me a coloring book..

It was because I liked you

How cute are they

okay but what the *** was going through Carlos's head

Oh Uh....

Intruder... Be aware!!

Jaxcsunn

This is getting out of hand

Lifehack chart

Her name is the sound of a Plunger

GIVE FRIENDSHIP A CHANCE

Weinstein, Cosby,... Bieber. Why did Dick have to go?

Donut?

live faster, die younger

are you brave enough for this playlist

they had a lot but it was tasteless

Thanks for the Mercedes

I’m surprised it’s been that long

Almost missed this one

Sometimes man ಥ_ಥ

I drew Snow White and the Seven Homies

Stay classy Portland!

Relatable..

*southpark theme starts* , this is a reference for intelectuals

bassline

Harry Potter rocking it hard right now!

CVS in a Boston accent

That must be comfortable.

Be careful where you sit

Seinfeld Reboot?

The lady who runs our local Thai joint is a boss

How to know you're in for a treat

Notice this

Second $60 is the second most important meal of the day

Transformers Unite!!

No doggo no

VR Goggles without the phone attached.

Mentally unstable?!